‘I’m sorry Mum, he only asked me a question, he already told
me who he was.’
‘GET AWAY FROM HIM THIS INSTANT! I DON’T WANT ANYONE
THREATENING OUR HOME!’
‘Sorry Mum. Sorry Sergeant Buttons.’
‘Is someone threatening you Madam?’ asked Sergeant Buttons.
‘Goodbye Officer’ said the Goose and scooped up Jimmy in her
wing and swam towards the lock while making sure all her other ducklings were
following her.
‘Well, that’s interesting’ said Buttons to himself. ‘I
wonder if Sherduck has found anything.’ He flew back over the hedge towards
Sherduck and updated him on the conversations that had just transpired.
Right, I don’t think we’re going to make much more progress
here’ said Sherduck. ‘Let’s get this shipped off to forensics and see if their
report matches up with what you’ve described here. I’ll see you back at the
station’.
‘Right you are sir’ said Buttons.
Sherduck waited until everyone had gone then flew over to some
bushes and deposited a massive shit. ‘Thank fuck for that’ he said.
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