I’m familiar with the brand. My niece has one that I’ve set up for her. Some of the reviews weren’t kind, but as long as it was functional, I was willing to take the risk for the price cut. The silicone band isn’t a great look, but as least it’s comfortable and secure. I'm hoping that the abbreviation stands for armoured which makes it sound tougher. I haven’t managed to get the heart rate function working yet, and I must remember to sync it every day so that I don’t lose any data. The different faces are quite fun. I can upload a photo, but I’m a bit disappointed that there’s not a random function. I haven’t tested any of the sport functions or timers yet, but I’m happy with the notifications that I receive. I’m a bit reluctant to test it in water. It’s the sea that killed the last one. But I do have the insurance.
Sunday, 7 June 2026
Saturday, 6 June 2026
Questions with Chloe
This was a little project that we worked on as a piece of
homework. We had a question and we decided to answer it in the form of a kids
news show, hence the big chair. It was giving off the impression that she was a
TV reporter. My voice is a bit crackly with the intro. With a bit of time, we
could have rehearsed a proper TV voice, but we didn’t have all the time in the
world to get this project done. The wardrobe also needs a bit of work. And we’re
not sure what she’s grabbing onto at the end. Maybe it’s a bit of stress
relief. But she’s only eight. She wrote down what she wanted to say, then she
rehearsed it. What we did do were a number of takes to make sure that we got it
right. It’s good to know what kids think. Maybe she’ll get recruited to a news
agency.
Friday, 5 June 2026
Why don't we eat Turkey eggs?
Come to think of it, I’ve never heard of them; even though I’m sure they must exist. |They are birds after all. Duck eggs are widely available; so why not turkey? Perhaps it’s the taste. They might not be fully developed, or we must wait for them to mature. Maybe they’re like drugs and they’re too good to be put out for sale. You’d have to sneak onto the farm to obtain them yourself or try the black market, though you’d need to know the difference otherwise you could be fooled. Apparently the real reason is all to do with commercial production, and it’s much cheaper to produce chicken eggs as they’re laid more often. Maybe the market for turkey eggs is already saturated, and there’s a secret waiting list to get on it for a supply. You’ll have to ask your local turkey farmer. He’ll probably tell you that turkeys don’t lay eggs.
Wednesday, 3 June 2026
Wanderlust #dream 221
I’m on a holiday walk with the girls. It’s late afternoon. We should be heading back to the apartment complex for evening showers ready for a night out. We’ve decided to climb a huge steep stone trail which is in the direction of our complex. We think it’s a shortcut as it feels that it’s in the right direction, but there could be a fence or locked gate that stops us from entering our property. The path is lined either side by a walled fence with vegetation growing on top. As we reach the peak of the hill, we literally have to pull ourselves up. At the top of the trail, there’s a bungalow on our left and the trail carries on to the right. The gates of the bungalow and a man in an electric wheelchair comes out. He’s wearing a hat at an angle which exposes part of his brain. He explains that the quickest way back to the apartment complex is to go back the way we came as there’s no throughfare to our apartment complex. We’re baffled as to how someone has managed to build a bungalow at this altitude.
Tuesday, 2 June 2026
Extra Time
It looks like the course has been extended. A glass table
has been set up as an obstacle. Although it looks sturdy, this probably wasn’t
the best of ideas. There’s also a bottle slug powder, which we wouldn’t want
them to touch. Meanwhile, the judge’s table comprises of a cordless telephone
(perhaps we were expecting an important call), a lantern with mock-effect
shattered glass that had probably been
blown down by the wind); the worksheet in question alongside a pen, a mobile
phone, a tablet, and possibly some medicine as it’s too small a glass to be
refreshment. There’s also the possibility of a pink thing that could be a water
bottle but its natural soft pink brightness could be a flower or a stuffed toy.
But if it encourages them to get out into the open for some fresh air then it’s
worth doing, especially if it tires them out.
Monday, 1 June 2026
Can you Hum?
She probably can, but it could be an annoying constant humming rather than carry a tune. Or it could be very repetitive. She could just say yes or no and not provide an example. With a bit of luck, she’ll launch into a creative rap and we’ll hear something different every time. I can’t believe that the first attempt is a Christmas tune. It’s June. And the suggestion was published in May. At least I only get the full chorus. The second time, it’s something different. I can’t name it, but it is one I recognise. I’m ignored the third time around. Perhaps she’s gotten bored of me. I don’t recognise the fourth one. Maye it’s because it’s too short. At least she hasn’t told me that she’s not fed up of trying. On my fifth attempt, I’m back to Jingle Bells. I wonder if the sixth attempt will echo the second?
Sunday, 31 May 2026
Obstacle Course
Saturday, 30 May 2026
L.A Confidential
This was a great film as we got a glimpse of actors in their earlier elements. It wasn’t immediately evident what era the film was focusing on, but it’s probably because I’m not from that era or area. I loved how all the detectives got around in an old Mercedes Coupe all to themselves. It’s a bit hard to follow who the lower protagonists were but it was hard to favour one main protagonist over the other, and it take me a while to work out the film plot arrests were real. I enjoyed how quickly the events climaxed in the last hour of the film. I was pretty shocked how it all came to fruition. It would have been interesting to see more of a plotline from the antagonist perspective, but it’s not a good look for the public. I guess that they had to go on the values of the time.
Friday, 29 May 2026
Hair Raising
Thursday, 28 May 2026
Iran deal scheduled to be signed on Sunday
This comes from a president who just wants attention. Anything he says will be printed and posted a million times over, but we ought to know by know that there’s no truth in what he says. He’s said this too many times before. Apparently, this is the final decision. It’s also not clear what the deal is. We know that there’s some interest in their nuclear arsenal. Will there be a total bombardment if it’s not accepted? It would be interesting to see what the other side has to say about these deals, but they probably don’t trust us. On Monday we’ll probably be told that they need some time to think it over and we’ll be back to square one. It’s a bit selfish that the rest of the world has to absorb the cost and put up with it. Some of us are just fed up with hearing about it.
Wednesday, 27 May 2026
Invincible
Tuesday, 26 May 2026
What if you would only eat Strawberries?
Scientifically, it wouldn’t be good for your diet. You’d be eating sugar all of the time which might force you to become diabetic. You’d lose a lot of protein so you wouldn’t be able to develop or sustain any body fat. You’d lose a lot of weight. And it would be socially awkward at mealtimes too. You might have to avoid visits or carry a small supply and ask your hosts to dispose of them afterwards. You might need a guaranteed supply of refrigeration and you’d have to ensure that you can source them wherever you go or be able to have some transported to you unless you can take some for the shole duration of your trip. It may even stop you from having trips away. You might end up with reddish teeth from the constant strawberry stains. People may be concerned about your mental health and will visit you to try to change your diet; or take you to others who will attempt to do the same. You may deteriorate sooner than you think.
Monday, 25 May 2026
The Short Jump
Sunday, 24 May 2026
The handyman can
He’s small but practical and knows his stuff. He prefers to dress professional with jeans. Occasionally, he’ll break into shorts but only in a task that doesn’t involve heavy lifting for safety reasons. He’s a quiet chap who’s eager to help out any way he can. He’s fast to respond, but he’s a man of principle and also likes to stick to his allocated hours. He’s got a family so there’s other commitments but perhaps he has a second job as well. He likes to discuss progress and what we’ve done in past years, but it’s only to ensure that nothing has changed and at the end of the day we’re just a client to him. It’s hard to find out what he really thinks, or if he’s glad that we’re gone, or whether it’s just all part of the job and he has another group to deal with next week. We might even be one of the good ones.
Saturday, 23 May 2026
Clicks and...
Friday, 22 May 2026
"Be selective in your battles. Sometimes peace is better than being right."
It’s not a great mantra to go by. Conceding defeat doesn’t look good for your organisation when you give up. But sometimes you have to recognise that continuing your line of disruption may have greater consequences than desired if resisted, and you’d rather keep things the way they were. It’s difficult to know how to choose. Sometimes the enemy will make a threat if you pursue your action that you may not have planned for. If the threat is carried out every time you make your proposal, eventually you can plan to counteract it. At other times, your threat is good enough to create action from other parties to create peace. Sometimes you’ll be asked to join a battle rather than lead one, but you need to think carefully about how this will affect your life as well as the lives of others. You have to time it right. Choose wisely.
Thursday, 21 May 2026
People on Seats
Wednesday, 20 May 2026
Tunnelling Out #empress 27
After searching through giant crop circles of footprints, each pair slightly bigger than the last, he came to the realisation that if the tunnel was still there, it had probably been trampled upon and would have caved in by now. All around him was rubble and desolation. The only way in having a hint of where he was right now was to wait until the sun came up and follow that direction back to the city. He could follow the empress, but he could see no reason as to why she’d head back there right now. Maybe he should pick a direction and keep walking that way. And should any rumblings increase, he should turn around and run in the opposite direction. It would be good if he could find a horse, but there was no sign of any wildlife whatsoever. Maybe if he could find some water, he could find one.
Monday, 18 May 2026
Roasting the Watermill
This classic building is worth checking out. It’s got a lovely sense of history, even though the company that runs it only moved in three years ago. It has lots of nooks and crannies as well as open areas to create a great atmosphere to cater for groups and small parties who treasure privacy alike. There’s high wooden beams above corner booths and a private room upstairs for small functions. The bar and menu is mostly tied, but it’s good quality and value, and the service is fast too; whether you order at the bar or online. It’s got its own large car park and its isolated location feels likes it’s in the heart of the country, even though the town’s ring road isn’t far away. It’s even set alongside a canal with its own beer garden, with a convenient hotel next door as well, although that’s aimed at travellers from further afield.
Sunday, 17 May 2026
Coaching Time
Saturday, 16 May 2026
How can I punish employees who just go home right once their shift ends?
Change their contract to extend their shift upon request. Because if they’ve completed their contracted hours, then it becomes their time and there’s not much that you do. You can offer them extra money in the form of overtime or hours, but they don’t have to accept it. After all, they’re people with lives too. Ut let’s be clear; you’re only punishing people who just go home. Does this mean that you want people to hang out with out after their shift, maybe in a bar or an after-work social? Again, this isn’t part of the job unless it’s specifically within their contract. You might mock them for not joining in, but it has to be in good jest. What about employees who visit friends, go shopping, or meet up with family after work? They might even have another shift to start elsewhere. If you’re going to ask someone where they’re ging every time they finish a shift, it’s a little intrusive and quite frankly none of your business.
Friday, 15 May 2026
Festival in a box
Thursday, 14 May 2026
I spy with my little eye something beginning with A
I hope that the first thing that it suggests isn’t going to be Alexa, but it probably will be. To be fair, there aren’t many nouns that begin with ‘A’. She knows what sort of room she’s in so she’s got a fair idea of what could be in it. I’ve decided to settle with aeroplane, even though there isn’t one here. It could be a model or a poster. It comes up with some very novel things including a list of animals. Who keeps an anteater in their bedroom? Am I going to get the same answers when I answer again? There doesn’t seem to be an opportunity for me to feedback the answer. It’s also the same guesses again. I’m going to change the letter phonetically. Exactly the same. Finally, I change it to L for Lego. This gives better results in alliterative sentences but it doesn’t take the game seriously.
Wednesday, 13 May 2026
Your To-do list...Solved
It’s important to make everything disaster-proof. You need to plan for the worst and hope for the best. While it’s difficult to remember the protocol for every situation; it’s good to have everything written down and planned out in an emergency. And if you don’t have access to that information, it’s important that you can contract someone that does. The important thing is to remain as calm as you can and hopefully others will understand the situation and will assist you. Your responsibility is to keep everyone around you safe and call the emergency services if you need them. Then you can focus on what needs doing for the business. And if the helpline can’t advise you on what to do, you’ll need to seek support from elsewhere. Hopefully, these numbers haven’t changed or there’s an automated forwarding system, otherwise you’re going waste time trying to look up new numbers.
Tuesday, 12 May 2026
Masters of the Universe
This film borders too much on the nostalgia; and doesn’t give much opportunity to introduce the franchise to new viewers. There’s a nice nod to the actor who played him in the previous film, but the character is taken just too seriously. There’s not enough room for any love interest either. Instead, we’re treated to patriarchal relationships concluded by people with hearty laughs, though there was an attempt early on in the film. But after fifteen years from boyhood, you’d have thought that he would have forged a few more connections. It’s all a bit too cheesy with a slight mockery of the wonder, and there’s even a cheap plug for teamwork. And the two brief characters that require animation or CGI only make very brief appearances for nostalgia. The film becomes more unreal as we move away from earth, and it’s a shame that the final battle didn’t take place there.
Monday, 11 May 2026
Dragons have bad habits
Sunday, 10 May 2026
Avoiding Medusa's Gaze #dream 220
I’ve come over to see a friend. I think I’ve been invited in but the rest of the family don’t seem to be very welcoming, though they’ve left the door unlocked because I’m expected. I’ve taken the initiative to make my own cup of tea, but this is solely because I’ve been there too many times before and have often ended up making drinks for the entire family while my friend has asked me to make her one. I headed upstairs with two mugs of tea and knocked on my friend’s door. I’m told to come inside, where her family surrounds her while she’s in bed. Her sister hands me a large brown envelope and tells me that it’s a draft copy of a court injunction. Apparently I’m not welcome here any more because I’m too intrusive. I just look at my friend for an explanation who refuses to meet my gaze.
Saturday, 9 May 2026
Don't leave it Hanging
Friday, 8 May 2026
Belfast attack latest: Starmer condemns 'sickening' stabbing as man arrested for attempted murder
It seems that everything needs a comment from a politician these days to make it newsworthy. The focus seems to be less on a solution and more on what shouldn’t have happened. Half of the time, they’re not even focussing on the facts. Even the police might not have the facts correctly and the act could have been in self-defence. A motive has not yet been established. Repeating things with timestamps gets you out of liability issues and it shows that you’re aware that you don’t have all the facts. But people have the right to know that these things happen, but the problem is why they happened. The focus seems to be on the attacker rather than the victim. And that’s what causes fear. We can only draw conclusions from what we know. And we put a body of people in place to find these facts out. Hopefully we can trust them.
Thursday, 7 May 2026
Time Well Wasted
I’ve been taking the time o do what everyone else has been doing; chilling out; chatting via the web, and playing games. With all this time on our hands, I should have taken the time to invest in a bit of technology, or plot and plan for something. Instead, I’ve been testing the technology, but like everyone else I was cautious. Here, my ambition was to rest an old laptop back to factory settings so I could focus it solely on playing a strategy war game on CD. After reinstalling an older version of windows, it still wouldn’t work. My friend came up with an idea of an emulator on my modern machine which lets you run different versions of windows, but I wasn’t prepared to take the risk. You could probably find the same on an online emulator, but you’d probably have to keep your tab open indefinitely to save your progress.
Wednesday, 6 May 2026
What if you woke up one morning with green teeth?
It might be a while until you find out. You might be one of those people who don’t smile that often so it will take a while for someone to tell you. Even then, it might not make much of a difference. Could this be because of something you ate? Maybe you went and grazed in a field the night before or ate a piece of cake with green icing. You could have been drinking green shots or cocktails; or you’ve consumed some sort of dyed product. It’ll probably wash off the moment you brush your teeth; which may be the moment that you discover they’re green. You might not recall what you’ve done. Maybe someone inserted something into your mouth while you were sleeping. As long as it comes off, I wouldn’t worry too much. It would be interesting to see what people’s reactions would be and whether they’ll be as so bold as to inform you of the anomaly. Or you could have planned it all. It might not bother you. Or you might want to take action before you even get out of bed.
Tuesday, 5 May 2026
Cake on your Lap
Cake on your lap,
It’s bound to be a bit of a mishap.
Why is it there? It’s like you don’t care.
You’re too lazy to reach for the table over there.
And with a little wobble, your mind turns from gobble,
There’ll become a gap when the cake is no longer on your
lap.
Cake on your lap,
Cake on your lap,
All it takes is one single tap
For the cake to be off-balance
And you’d do a nervous dance
So stop it from falling into your pants.
And because you had chocolate
You don’t need a doctorate
To work out you’re ging to ruin the romance.
Cake on your lap,
Cake on your lap,
It might feel like you’re under attack.
It could happen while you’re taking a nap.
When your legs start swaying, you’d better start praying
Or you might start a new saying
Of cake on your lap.
Monday, 4 May 2026
A Nice Niece
This little spark has been amazing. Despite not having the best start as a toddler, she’s always been happy and smiling in her demeanour. When younger, she’s always been winning to try new things to work out what she likes and dislikes. Now that she’s taller and a teenager, her tastes may have changed but she’s found a good circle of friends to look after her. She’s addicted to her phone and it becomes difficult to talk to her. The conversations are shorter. The biggest discussion we had was about dinosaurs and how other animals survived when they died so I might have to read up about those. Apparently she’s watched a documentary about it. When she does start a conversation, she’s very dominant and inquisitive. She still likes sport but runs to keep fit rather than to compete. She’s not sure of her future yet but who is nowadays?
Saturday, 2 May 2026
We need your help! Get tagging
It’s a bit uncertain as to what the purpose of this promotion is. It’s great for the consumer, and if they share it, you’re going to get even more followers. The only way that they can use this information is that if they want to brew a sci-fi beer or add a decoration to their tap bar. This makes them more popular and they might want to brew a collaboration. Of course, they could always talk to people, but they might want to get their inspiration a bit quicker or they might need a written record of what was said. I wonder what other themes they’ve considered. And if you’re not a sci-fan, would you have to wait for a contest that you are interested in? It might be bit of a wait. You always lie to enter the prize draw, but if you win, would you have to prove your knowledge?
Friday, 1 May 2026
Time to Sparkle
Thursday, 30 April 2026
“I believe if you keep your faith, you keep your trust, you keep the right attitude, if you're grateful, you'll see God open up new doors.”
-Joel Osteen.
It sounds like a lot to do, but it’s actually quite simple advice
to follow. If you’re literally seeing a man in a white beard opening up doors
for you, you’ve got some true power. You can’t rely on everyone all of the time
though. Sometimes you have to muck in and do your fair share, even if it seems
that you’ve got to do more of it. But if you doubt it for one second, then the
whole deal’s off. Sometimes it can be hard, but you just have to persist.
Sometimes the right attitude turns you into a self-righteous maniac as you should
be reacting to different things and try to change them rather than just blindly
accepting them. It would also look a bit odd if you’re grateful for everything.
You might always try and see the positive side, but others will disagree with
you. You should never follow blindly.
Wednesday, 29 April 2026
The Piece d'Resistance
Tuesday, 28 April 2026
Not what it's cracked up to be #devilsdaughter 27
Picking things up with two giant blimps on your chest can be a bit difficult, especially when you need two hands to hold them. Now she knew how turtles felt. She would have liked to use her assets as pinchers but Luke was down there. However, they weren’t the only pair of assets that she possessed. It would be a bit difficult as the gap was smaller than the front. But perhaps she could toss the camber. Leaning forward, she used her feet to scoop up the bench and used a yoga pose to place it on her rear. Then she attempted a backwards thrust to launch the bench through the window, thrusting her breasts as low as she dared to counteract the weight without touching the floor. Unfortunately, she thrusted a bit too hard, which sent her flying towards the wall where the bench shattered into pieces followed by a large crack which shook the whole building.
Monday, 27 April 2026
The Waiting Room
Sunday, 26 April 2026
Tabled
It’s black. A bit see-through, but it does the job at short notice and there’s not a lot of choice around. Oddly, someone as decided to include ribbon in the packaging. I don’t think it’s for a gift. I think the idea is to give it a sense of luxury, but it’s not as if you’re going to wrap the ribbon back around it every time you put it away. It’s not silky and you can see that from the picture. It sounds big when you look at the dimensions, but we only had a small table and I expected it to dwarf it and it didn’t. There’s probably better cost-effective options out there, but I needed something quick, not for a table itself, but to hide things behind to make more of a barrier. It was used outside, but it’s amazing how much dust it’s picked up over the space of two days.
Saturday, 25 April 2026
Birthday Call
Friday, 24 April 2026
Sing the No Body Blues
I’m expecting a humorous philosophic poem. There may be some backing music. It’s probably going to be very short and samely. I can’t imagine it doing her usual voice. It’s going to have to hold a tune otherwise it’s going to be very annoying. I hope it’s not going to imitate the skeleton song. The music is like a lullaby. It tells you what it can and can’t do. It went on for longer than I thought, but it’s still fairly short. Unfortunately, it’s the same song every time, but at least it’s in tune and it rhymes. It’s quite entertaining, but I doubt that it’s AI generated. It’s hard for it to see the positives, but it might make you feel better about yourself as you’re able to do more. There are some positives though. It can’t hum it, but it does try to find you similar genuine blues songs.
Thursday, 23 April 2026
Do Ya Wanna Build a Snowman?
Terminator: Dark Fate
This is another separation to the timeline. The events are supposed to happen after Judgement Day, but it’s weird how that could happen since they apparently stopped that timeline. Unless Skynet sent a second robot before they were destroyed in the past. But the film doesn’t even make an attempt to address that topic. What we do see is more of the same story; albeit with another robot who apparently wasn’t melted by lava and instead has chosen to shelter with a family while waiting for new orders. It’s all very confusing. It’s a shame that the finale didn’t reveal some dastardly plot to end all mankind and again focuses on the protagonists. The acting is believable but it’s the plot that lets them down. It’s expected that a war’s still coming, but can we be bothered to watch them on the run again?
Tuesday, 21 April 2026
She's Got Sass
Monday, 20 April 2026
Cabinet Minister rebuffs Streeting's call to join the EU
Hold on. Won’t we need a referendum here? Or is someone else trying to make decisions for us? Is our government trying to cut down on referendums and take away our democracy? It is an expensive method to resolve things. But this is coming from someone who’s just quit their role. It doesn’t give us much faith to trust them. And it’s a dividing decision. If we have faith in these decisions, we need to know that these people have a plan for us and that they’re not going to waste our time. We want to earn our independence, but we can’t keep doing this by relying on our neighbours. Just think of all the import costs. At the same time, we’re not exporting too much while we’re referring to ourselves as ‘this country’ as if we’re ashamed to name it or we’re too confused over it. The trouble is that no-one seems to do what they’re supposed to do. They’d rather get stuck into someone else’s business.
Sunday, 19 April 2026
Bringing back fire
Saturday, 18 April 2026
What if everyone in your class could run faster than you?
There’d be no doubt about it. You’d be the slowest. It might have been close, or you could have fell at the first obstacle. You might be prone to teasing. That’s not nice or right, but are you doing the same things as everyone else? But you’d need to prove that you’re better in another field. Either way, there’s some work to do to help you improve. You’d need to train. Perhaps your friends can help or you can change your diet or lifestyle to improve your performance. Is your time or position noticeable? You could change your routine to do better. Or can you excel in another field and claim bragging rights there? Perhaps your parents can help you, or you’ve got friends that want to see you do better and not get left behind. Maybe it doesn’t bother you as you’ve got your sights on something else that’s more important to you.
Thursday, 16 April 2026
The Wedding Crasher #dream 219
I’m off to a festival! It’s the first time that I’ve been let loose for a while so I decide to splash out on a taxi to get to the racecourse. Unfortunately, I’ve got Doncaster mixed up with Dorchester, and I’m at the latter where they’ve never held such an event. I’ve hired an Uber but I’ve gone for the cheapest option not realising that there’s no decimal in the quoted fare, and he’s actually taking me down south. After dozing off in the back of the cab, we near our destination and I tell the driver that the event’s at the main grandstand. Unfortunately, he decides to take a shortcut across the track where a wedding fare is taking place. We drive through marquee after marquee, ripping canvas out of the ground as we pass through a corridor of white and crash table after table full of cakes and gifts.
Wednesday, 15 April 2026
Rocky Robin
Tuesday, 14 April 2026
What makes HR instantly reject a candidate after conducting an interview?
One thing could be appearance. Punctuality could also be an issue. A lot of the time, an employer can only see what’s on the paper, and they’ll need to get a true picture of what you’re like, and whether you’ll be a good fit for the team. Do you bring something that’s lacking? Is there an attitude or philosophy that they can’t agree with or understand? Are you what they’re looking for or is there someone that they’ve interviewed that immediately stands out as being better? Do you seem interested, or are you only there for the dosh and they give a hint that you’ll disappear as soon as you receive a better offer? They want the best value for their buck, and if you’re just going to be a drone then you may not be what they’re looking for. How do you think it went? Take the time to reflect and learn, and if possible, ask for some feedback.
Monday, 13 April 2026
The last thing I saw
Sunday, 12 April 2026
Chasing the Chinese
A strange way to do business. They only take cash. And it’s not exactly a big place. They used to run a second operation from another site that offered delivery, but that all fell through. They haven’t embraced the best of technology. The elder ones never smile. There’s a high counter, and beyond a beaded curtain, you can hear the food sizzling away and being tossed. You might get a sile from the younger server. If you’re lucky, you might get given a bamboo calendar as a gift. Phone them up and they’ll usually have it ready for you. It’s not too long of a wait if you order over the counter instead. Plus you’ll get to meet your fellow neighbours. Or at least catch up on the national news and hear what other people are ordering. There’s been something shady going on but they’re not there any more. A renamed business did pop up for a while, but it didn’t last long.
Saturday, 11 April 2026
Insert Glass
Friday, 10 April 2026
The Quiz Goblin Rides Tonight
You wouldn’t expect a goblin to be in the centre of Birmingham. It could be someone who just has pointy ears with lot of earrings and wears leather. Does he go round from venue to venue asking questions in an evil voice? Does he punish people if they get the answer wrong? Perhaps he’ll keep asking question after question and won’t let people leave the pub. The landlord isn’t going to argue as people are just going to keep buying supplies from him. Maybe the goblin himself has to buy supplies. I wonder what he’s riding. Is it a motorbike, or perhaps he has a fancy glider to get around like in Spiderman films. Perhaps it’s a warning to stay out of his way. When he does get out and he can’t host any more, he likes to explore the coffee shops to search for victims to answer his questions.
Thursday, 9 April 2026
Tinted
Is the fireplace trying to mimic the TV or vice versa? I
think the fireplace is winning. All the TV has managed is an orange glint in
the corner. The fireplace could be a TV screen displaying a fireplace. Even my
shirt is trying to join in with bits of orange displayed. Maybe it’s going to
combust into flames. The golden clock has begun to glow. Is it the cause of all
this? Maybe it will melt. The picture in the mirror has also caught the bug. The
carpet has started to glow white and will set fire at any moment. Flames are
creeping up behind the TV and around the curtains, or at the very least, it’s
smoke. And I wouldn’t be surprised if something shot out of the bin. Outside,
the flames are starting to lap the window. And all we can do is carry on. Maybe
there’s no escape.
Wednesday, 8 April 2026
"It is during our darkest moments that we must focus to see the light."
-Aristotle Onassis.
I’ve been sitting in the dark for too long getting distracted. I’m not focusing. Instead I’m avoiding things. I don’t want to give up, but it’s easier not to do nothing. But nothing happens and I don’t go anywhere or do anything new. I’ve got to try. With a little bit of effort, things become easier. And if others can see you trying, they’ll pitch in too. You need to be very careful of how you manage your time, as it might not always be yours to waste. You need to be doing something, even if it’s the wrong thing, to demonstrate how important things are to you. You need to keep going. You might need to rest occasionally. At other times, you need to go all out otherwise you’ll feel that you’re sinking into a hole and you’ll never achieve your objectives. You must find a way to fight.
Tuesday, 7 April 2026
A few moments earlier...
Monday, 6 April 2026
The Advance #vampress 26
For a moment, she considered an outsider who could provide an honest opinion with the willingness to get the job done to earn some cash. She’d later betray them by taking them into the fold to avoid paying, but she’d have to make sure that others would not come looking. People who had visited before would surely note that the topography had changed, but inviting new people from further afield would also attract attention. Perhaps someone young who would be keen to move to make a good impression and create a reputation? Perfect. She would send her subordinates to the cities to see what they could find. She couldn’t demean herself to a lower life form, but she would have to bestow intelligence upon someone, and provide him with some protection as well. Perhaps there was a way of transporting herself further inland by slowly integrating her minions into another community.
Sunday, 5 April 2026
Sharp Scratch
Saturday, 4 April 2026
GDK
It’s as if McDonald’s started to do kebabs. I opt to download the app where I can get my food made before I arrive and I’m instantly treated to a discount kebab but I can’t get my voucher to work. It’s not entirely clear if you’ve selected any options via a dial at the bottom. The fries look interesting so I go large so as not to miss out on anything, but the drink option is a bit basic. It’s just a can of pop. And despite using an Apple device to create an account, I can’t see a way to pay with Apple Pay. I’ve been given an estimate collection time but no instructions on what to do when I get there. I can see a kitchen with a bag on the counter with my name on it. Do I just grab it and go or do I need to check in with someone? Two days later and I’ve still got the taste of onions in my mouth.
Friday, 3 April 2026
Got Your Nose
Thursday, 2 April 2026
Yak Yak
This could be a long one. I hope they’re still going, and I’m expecting to have a list of games that are good with words. I’ve no idea what any of them are. I doubt that I’ll be chased by yaks, though that’ll be interesting if that does happen. I like the concept of saying it to play it, though it should have recognised that I haven’t played before. I’m presented with a list of jazzy theme tunes including celebrities or Deal or no Deal. I thought that it was Voice of the Dead but it turns out that it was of the day. I recognised the voice and got it right on the first go. I now rank about 1 in 189,000-something, and I can come back tomorrow to improve my leaderboard. Until then, I’ve got another game to choose. I’ve actually played the others that it’s suggested before. The next batch of games involves a subscription which I deny, before heading onto a quiz.
Tuesday, 31 March 2026
The Amazing Spiderman 2
This film had a bit more umph than its predecessor, though introducing Harry as a supervillain took a bit of time and didn’t give the Goblin enough screen time. I also thought that Gwen’s graduation speech was a bit morbid. I like how he tries to be friends with the bad guys first. But you’d think that Richard Parker would want to destroy his work rather than hide it away. It’s also strange how all of this science is conveniently locked up in a skyscraper in the middle of a populous city. The grand reveal of Spiderman’s identity to Harry is a little underwhelming, and there’s little evidence available to see how he reaches this conclusion. I was also hoping that Aunt May would discover the secret. It’s also strange how everyone is connected to one company, though it does explain how Peter can be friends with Harry. But at least the legacy is protected which confines Peter to the city.
Monday, 30 March 2026
Erasure
Something is trying to change. It’s stopped the world around
it to make it happen. Is it going to change the outcome of the game that we’ve just
played? Will there be draughts on the table in place of chess pieces and a
different boxed game on the sofa? The colours in the room could change as a
result of different people not being around to make the decisions. Some of the
colours on the mantelpiece have already begun to change. Or she could be frozen
in time while everything around her ages. The pictures will stay the same,
though they might attract dust, and time will tell if the plant in the corner
is real or not. Much of the furniture will stay the same, though the colour of
the ceiling might be a little greyer. Maybe the view through the mirror will
give us a glimpse of the future.
Sunday, 29 March 2026
Police bodycam footage shows Tiger Woods' arrest
Oh, how the mighty have fallen. They think they get away
with it and state that they need time to recover, but they still have to face
the consequences of the law. And now you can watch the moment of the arrest and
judge for yourself if you really want to. Of course they’re not going to confess
in the mainstream media. They don’t want to upset any current financial endorsements
that they have already. At first glance, he looks defiant and that he’s taking
the pose of a survivor and that he’s not scared. It’s hard to tell with
sunglasses masking his eyes. He might even be taking the knee. It’s nothing
extraordinary compared to other videos. Perhaps it’s to reassure people that he
will be treated well. But it’s going to be hard to him to work his way back to
the top and he has to hope that some people still believe in him.
Saturday, 28 March 2026
Dizzy
Friday, 27 March 2026
Clean-Up #dreamdiary 218
I’m sitting around a large oval table. It’s supposed to seat eight people but there’s twelve of us. Some of us are sharing chairs. We’ve just celebrated a great final night of our festival but there’s a bigger day that awaits us tomorrow. Our primary objective is to clear everything down. We don’t only have the festival to take down; we’ve got to pack our own equipment away and we’ve got to get the public off site too. There’s still some vendors who want to trade tomorrow to cook breakfast for the campers, who won’t be early risers. Then we’ve got to sort between the rubbish, useful stuff that’s been abandoned and stuff that we think belongs to someone who’s not here. We have to do all this while people are out with their families enjoying the rest of the site. We see people we recognise from school with miniature versions of themselves on bikes while we’re wandering around with black bags.
Thursday, 26 March 2026
The Scar
Wednesday, 25 March 2026
What if your brother stole something that was very important to you and wouldn't give it back?
You’d have to convince him otherwise that it’s not your
property. You could do this physically or through trickery or blackmail. You’d have
to get revenge in some form. You could steal something that’s important to him
and force him into a trade. Or you could seek help if you’re not able to
resolve the situation on your own. You could ask a parent to be a judge or call
a friend, sibling, or an enforcement authority for help and team up. One of you
could distract him while the other searches and retrieves the item. It might be
locked away so you might need to break something to gain access. You’d also
have to decide if the effort is worth it and what the consequences would be;
even though he’s in the wrong, and consider what has happened that has forced
him to take this action. Perhaps there’s a good reason that he’s done this, and
that he thinks that he’s acting in your best interests in the long run.
Tuesday, 24 March 2026
The Fades
We could be blipping. We’re fading into nothing. It’s as if we
ceased to be. Luckily, someone’s managed to time a picture of our demise. It’s
all getting very red and we’re starting to blend into the background already.
You can see more of me, but that’s probably because I’m bigger. Her head’s
began to fade back to turn into a spear. She’s going to skewer me to stop me
from fading away, even if it sacrifices herself in the process. I might even be
beheaded while she fades away into the TV as a perfect getaway vehicle. It’s
the perfect crime. She might even have the power to rematerialize in front of
another screen. Or she might drag me along with her. It could be a better world
where I’m not being threatened by giant skewers. Or I could be facing something
much worse by her design. Like miniature skewers.
Monday, 23 March 2026
My landlord just sold the house I'm renting from her. She included all fixtures that I bought and installed. Does she have this right?
No. she can try, but she’d be in the wrong. The key thing is to provide evidence. You should take photographs of the property before you move in. This is also useful if your landlord decides to charge you for any damage. You’d need to keep all receipts for the items that you’ve purchased. You’d need to arrange for somewhere to store them if you can’t move out in time. If you’re replacing things that are already there, you need an agreement with the landlord beforehand on what is happening with the old items. This information may already be in your rent agreement. Many new items can be registered with the serial numbers on government-backed websites to prove that they’re yours. If you can’t get the goods back off the landlord, you can demand that they supply you with replacement ones or demand compensation. Likewise, they can do the same if the property isn’t returned to its previous state.
Sunday, 22 March 2026
Speed
Saturday, 21 March 2026
Verning Around
What a bitch. She’s small and skinny and slightly tanned, and she’s not afraid to show off her skin, which is brown with eyes to match. Then there’s straight hair and inflated lips which are always emphasised with lipstick. Short skirts are the preference even in winter, and high heels make her trot along and pull attention. She’s got an attitude to match as if everyone is below her. She maintains a professional attire, but she’s not afraid to flirt to get what she wants. She’s young and she thinks she’s got experience, but she doesn’t realise how actions affect people. We’re all just pawns on paper. When you try to tell her a situation, she’s unwilling to try and help change it or prevent it from reoccurring. God forbid if she should ever have to leave the office to pick something that isn’t a piece of paper. She’s just hanging around for experience before applying for a better position.
Friday, 20 March 2026
Shaken
Thursday, 19 March 2026
“We all have self-doubt. You don’t deny it, but you also don’t capitulate to it. You embrace it.”
-Tim S. Grover.
It’s one of those things that we can’t get rid of but don’t want to give in
to. It’s that little voice thar wants us to stop and do something else as the
task is too hard. There’s a possibility that we might not get our way, but if
we accept it straight away then we know that we’ve lost and we lose our ability
to fight. You have to accept that it’s a possibility, but you also have to
fight to change the outcome. There’s a possibility that you can win, but you
have to invest in effort to make it happen. You cannot give in and need to
believe that you can do the task. There may be many factors against you, but
the earlier you tackle them, the easier the task becomes. But you can’t allow
fear to get the best of you, otherwise you’ll never achieve anything.
Wednesday, 18 March 2026
The Shade
Tuesday, 17 March 2026
Man forcibly removed from overbooked United Airlines flight
This is bad planning on the airline’s fault. Why wasn’t the mistake spotted before boarding? I thought computers weren’t allowed to make these sorts of errors. Were two seats allocated at the same time? Perhaps people were on the phone and the call operator didn’t wait for confirmation that the booking was complete. This could have been sorted without all the hassle on the plane. They might have found someone who’s willing to transfer to a later flight. Instead, they decided to make a decision against someone’s will which caused more conflict that they’d thought. Was he the last single passenger to buy a ticket, or did they not like the look of him or his profile? I wonder how late the flight was and what the man’s reaction was. It doesn’t sound that he’s happy by the outcome. Would he get arrested for something that wasn’t his fault? These companies need to wake up otherwise people will try and avoid them.
Sunday, 15 March 2026
Destructive Dildo #titannabell 26
Titania squeezed. She didn’t want to hurt the girl, but she wanted to get as much out of her as possible. Each breast was the same size as her. She wanted to trap her in the apex so that she would touch both at the same time. It was like having a kitten on her chest only she was wrapped in linen rather than fur. The sensation was light but heavy at the same time. The girl wasn’t getting out but she felt that she needed to. The walls spun as if they were closing in. She began to feel hot and felt that the best way to cool down was to get outside. She was rapidly heading towards the ceiling. She kicked out, but at the same time, she started to crash through it. She began inhaling dust and cement. Using her ass, she bounced to get some momentum to get outside and the whole castle shook.







