I’m visiting a theme park with a friend. I wouldn’t say it was a childhood friend; it was more like a bully that your Mum had paired you up with for the convenience since they lived up the road from you. But we’d both had a good day out at the park looking at all of the models on display. When it was time to go, the exit to the station was a lift made of lego with red, yellow, white and green bricks. I’d stopped for one last photo, and when I’d put my phone away, my friend was nowhere to be seen. I assume that she must have gone up without me. I pressed the call button and ascended alone. But when I got to the top, there was so sign of her there either. It was an empty walkway with a concrete floor and colourful barriers made of lego to look like those sturdy iron gates with the curves.
Adventures of Mr. Paul
Musings and misadventures of a wannabe writer...
Tuesday, 23 June 2026
Monday, 8 June 2026
Where could the Treasure have gone?
It’s hard to decipher what our young reporter is saying. It’s
probably the low-quality microphone that I had available at the time. I also
can’t remember the full subject; but it’s something to do with the Egyptians.
It might have ended up with the original family, if they can be traced. That would
be nice. If not, it should be sold off to help support the local people. It certainly
shouldn’t have gone to the people who discovered the tomb in the first place,
as they were the thieves that broke in (sorry Chloe!). I don’t think these
groups of people would be willing to share, and there was probably a fight or
maybe even a war about this. Some of it might still be lost out there. Some of
it might have been taken to a faraway land. And some of it could have been
melted down and disguised as other objects.
Sunday, 7 June 2026
Reflex Active 50m SeaVenture AMOLED GPS Blue Smart Watch
I’m familiar with the brand. My niece has one that I’ve set up for her. Some of the reviews weren’t kind, but as long as it was functional, I was willing to take the risk for the price cut. The silicone band isn’t a great look, but as least it’s comfortable and secure. I'm hoping that the abbreviation stands for armoured which makes it sound tougher. I haven’t managed to get the heart rate function working yet, and I must remember to sync it every day so that I don’t lose any data. The different faces are quite fun. I can upload a photo, but I’m a bit disappointed that there’s not a random function. I haven’t tested any of the sport functions or timers yet, but I’m happy with the notifications that I receive. I’m a bit reluctant to test it in water. It’s the sea that killed the last one. But I do have the insurance.
Saturday, 6 June 2026
Questions with Chloe
This was a little project that we worked on as a piece of
homework. We had a question and we decided to answer it in the form of a kids
news show, hence the big chair. It was giving off the impression that she was a
TV reporter. My voice is a bit crackly with the intro. With a bit of time, we
could have rehearsed a proper TV voice, but we didn’t have all the time in the
world to get this project done. The wardrobe also needs a bit of work. And we’re
not sure what she’s grabbing onto at the end. Maybe it’s a bit of stress
relief. But she’s only eight. She wrote down what she wanted to say, then she
rehearsed it. What we did do were a number of takes to make sure that we got it
right. It’s good to know what kids think. Maybe she’ll get recruited to a news
agency.
Friday, 5 June 2026
Why don't we eat Turkey eggs?
Come to think of it, I’ve never heard of them; even though I’m sure they must exist. |They are birds after all. Duck eggs are widely available; so why not turkey? Perhaps it’s the taste. They might not be fully developed, or we must wait for them to mature. Maybe they’re like drugs and they’re too good to be put out for sale. You’d have to sneak onto the farm to obtain them yourself or try the black market, though you’d need to know the difference otherwise you could be fooled. Apparently the real reason is all to do with commercial production, and it’s much cheaper to produce chicken eggs as they’re laid more often. Maybe the market for turkey eggs is already saturated, and there’s a secret waiting list to get on it for a supply. You’ll have to ask your local turkey farmer. He’ll probably tell you that turkeys don’t lay eggs.
Wednesday, 3 June 2026
Wanderlust #dream 221
I’m on a holiday walk with the girls. It’s late afternoon. We should be heading back to the apartment complex for evening showers ready for a night out. We’ve decided to climb a huge steep stone trail which is in the direction of our complex. We think it’s a shortcut as it feels that it’s in the right direction, but there could be a fence or locked gate that stops us from entering our property. The path is lined either side by a walled fence with vegetation growing on top. As we reach the peak of the hill, we literally have to pull ourselves up. At the top of the trail, there’s a bungalow on our left and the trail carries on to the right. The gates of the bungalow and a man in an electric wheelchair comes out. He’s wearing a hat at an angle which exposes part of his brain. He explains that the quickest way back to the apartment complex is to go back the way we came as there’s no throughfare to our apartment complex. We’re baffled as to how someone has managed to build a bungalow at this altitude.
Tuesday, 2 June 2026
Extra Time
It looks like the course has been extended. A glass table
has been set up as an obstacle. Although it looks sturdy, this probably wasn’t
the best of ideas. There’s also a bottle slug powder, which we wouldn’t want
them to touch. Meanwhile, the judge’s table comprises of a cordless telephone
(perhaps we were expecting an important call), a lantern with mock-effect
shattered glass that had probably been
blown down by the wind); the worksheet in question alongside a pen, a mobile
phone, a tablet, and possibly some medicine as it’s too small a glass to be
refreshment. There’s also the possibility of a pink thing that could be a water
bottle but its natural soft pink brightness could be a flower or a stuffed toy.
But if it encourages them to get out into the open for some fresh air then it’s
worth doing, especially if it tires them out.