I’m on a holiday walk with the girls. It’s late afternoon. We should be heading back to the apartment complex for evening showers ready for a night out. We’ve decided to climb a huge steep stone trail which is in the direction of our complex. We think it’s a shortcut as it feels that it’s in the right direction, but there could be a fence or locked gate that stops us from entering our property. The path is lined either side by a walled fence with vegetation growing on top. As we reach the peak of the hill, we literally have to pull ourselves up. At the top of the trail, there’s a bungalow on our left and the trail carries on to the right. The gates of the bungalow and a man in an electric wheelchair comes out. He’s wearing a hat at an angle which exposes part of his brain. He explains that the quickest way back to the apartment complex is to go back the way we came as there’s no throughfare to our apartment complex. We’re baffled as to how someone has managed to build a bungalow at this altitude.
Adventures of Mr. Paul
Musings and misadventures of a wannabe writer...
Wednesday, 3 June 2026
Tuesday, 2 June 2026
Extra Time
It looks like the course has been extended. A glass table
has been set up as an obstacle. Although it looks sturdy, this probably wasn’t
the best of ideas. There’s also a bottle slug powder, which we wouldn’t want
them to touch. Meanwhile, the judge’s table comprises of a cordless telephone
(perhaps we were expecting an important call), a lantern with mock-effect
shattered glass that had probably been
blown down by the wind); the worksheet in question alongside a pen, a mobile
phone, a tablet, and possibly some medicine as it’s too small a glass to be
refreshment. There’s also the possibility of a pink thing that could be a water
bottle but its natural soft pink brightness could be a flower or a stuffed toy.
But if it encourages them to get out into the open for some fresh air then it’s
worth doing, especially if it tires them out.
Monday, 1 June 2026
Can you Hum?
She probably can, but it could be an annoying constant humming rather than carry a tune. Or it could be very repetitive. She could just say yes or no and not provide an example. With a bit of luck, she’ll launch into a creative rap and we’ll hear something different every time. I can’t believe that the first attempt is a Christmas tune. It’s June. And the suggestion was published in May. At least I only get the full chorus. The second time, it’s something different. I can’t name it, but it is one I recognise. I’m ignored the third time around. Perhaps she’s gotten bored of me. I don’t recognise the fourth one. Maye it’s because it’s too short. At least she hasn’t told me that she’s not fed up of trying. On my fifth attempt, I’m back to Jingle Bells. I wonder if the sixth attempt will echo the second?
Sunday, 31 May 2026
Obstacle Course
Saturday, 30 May 2026
L.A Confidential
This was a great film as we got a glimpse of actors in their earlier elements. It wasn’t immediately evident what era the film was focusing on, but it’s probably because I’m not from that era or area. I loved how all the detectives got around in an old Mercedes Coupe all to themselves. It’s a bit hard to follow who the lower protagonists were but it was hard to favour one main protagonist over the other, and it take me a while to work out the film plot arrests were real. I enjoyed how quickly the events climaxed in the last hour of the film. I was pretty shocked how it all came to fruition. It would have been interesting to see more of a plotline from the antagonist perspective, but it’s not a good look for the public. I guess that they had to go on the values of the time.
Friday, 29 May 2026
Hair Raising
Thursday, 28 May 2026
Iran deal scheduled to be signed on Sunday
This comes from a president who just wants attention. Anything he says will be printed and posted a million times over, but we ought to know by know that there’s no truth in what he says. He’s said this too many times before. Apparently, this is the final decision. It’s also not clear what the deal is. We know that there’s some interest in their nuclear arsenal. Will there be a total bombardment if it’s not accepted? It would be interesting to see what the other side has to say about these deals, but they probably don’t trust us. On Monday we’ll probably be told that they need some time to think it over and we’ll be back to square one. It’s a bit selfish that the rest of the world has to absorb the cost and put up with it. Some of us are just fed up with hearing about it.