Sunday, 29 March 2026

Police bodycam footage shows Tiger Woods' arrest

Oh, how the mighty have fallen. They think they get away with it and state that they need time to recover, but they still have to face the consequences of the law. And now you can watch the moment of the arrest and judge for yourself if you really want to. Of course they’re not going to confess in the mainstream media. They don’t want to upset any current financial endorsements that they have already. At first glance, he looks defiant and that he’s taking the pose of a survivor and that he’s not scared. It’s hard to tell with sunglasses masking his eyes. He might even be taking the knee. It’s nothing extraordinary compared to other videos. Perhaps it’s to reassure people that he will be treated well. But it’s going to be hard to him to work his way back to the top and he has to hope that some people still believe in him.


Friday, 27 March 2026

Clean-Up #dreamdiary 218

I’m sitting around a large oval table. It’s supposed to seat eight people but there’s twelve of us. Some of us are sharing chairs. We’ve just celebrated a great final night of our festival but there’s a bigger day that awaits us tomorrow. Our primary objective is to clear everything down. We don’t only have the festival to take down; we’ve got to pack our own equipment away and we’ve got to get the public off site too. There’s still some vendors who want to trade tomorrow to cook breakfast for the campers, who won’t be early risers. Then we’ve got to sort between the rubbish, useful stuff that’s been abandoned and stuff that we think belongs to someone who’s not here. We have to do all this while people are out with their families enjoying the rest of the site. We see people we recognise from school with miniature versions of themselves on bikes while we’re wandering around with black bags.

Wednesday, 25 March 2026

What if your brother stole something that was very important to you and wouldn't give it back?

You’d have to convince him otherwise that it’s not your property. You could do this physically or through trickery or blackmail. You’d have to get revenge in some form. You could steal something that’s important to him and force him into a trade. Or you could seek help if you’re not able to resolve the situation on your own. You could ask a parent to be a judge or call a friend, sibling, or an enforcement authority for help and team up. One of you could distract him while the other searches and retrieves the item. It might be locked away so you might need to break something to gain access. You’d also have to decide if the effort is worth it and what the consequences would be; even though he’s in the wrong, and consider what has happened that has forced him to take this action. Perhaps there’s a good reason that he’s done this, and that he thinks that he’s acting in your best interests in the long run.


Tuesday, 24 March 2026

The Fades

We could be blipping. We’re fading into nothing. It’s as if we ceased to be. Luckily, someone’s managed to time a picture of our demise. It’s all getting very red and we’re starting to blend into the background already. You can see more of me, but that’s probably because I’m bigger. Her head’s began to fade back to turn into a spear. She’s going to skewer me to stop me from fading away, even if it sacrifices herself in the process. I might even be beheaded while she fades away into the TV as a perfect getaway vehicle. It’s the perfect crime. She might even have the power to rematerialize in front of another screen. Or she might drag me along with her. It could be a better world where I’m not being threatened by giant skewers. Or I could be facing something much worse by her design. Like miniature skewers.

 

Monday, 23 March 2026

My landlord just sold the house I'm renting from her. She included all fixtures that I bought and installed. Does she have this right?

No. she can try, but she’d be in the wrong. The key thing is to provide evidence. You should take photographs of the property before you move in. This is also useful if your landlord decides to charge you for any damage. You’d need to keep all receipts for the items that you’ve purchased. You’d need to arrange for somewhere to store them if you can’t move out in time. If you’re replacing things that are already there, you need an agreement with the landlord beforehand on what is happening with the old items. This information may already be in your rent agreement. Many new items can be registered with the serial numbers on government-backed websites to prove that they’re yours. If you can’t get the goods back off the landlord, you can demand that they supply you with replacement ones or demand compensation. Likewise, they can do the same if the property isn’t returned to its previous state.

Sunday, 22 March 2026

Speed

We’ve ducked just in time. It’s as if there’s a little unseen hand running round with a piece of thread pulling everything down. The camera might have been attached to her head and it’s struggling to keep up. The green thing could be a dragon so she could be preparing a sheet for us to hide behind. It could be the dragon’s tongue. To the left of the dragon could be something sop point y that it could be a batman mask. Perhaps we’re being overshadowed by a bear in a portrait on the windowsill and it’s summoned the beast outside. Meanwhile, we’ve been forced to abandon our game and get out of the way so that we don’t get anything wrapped around our necks. She might have had to pull me down. I’m moving so fast that I’ve left half my hair behind. Even the radiator is beginning to separate from the wall. At least she’s joining in now, but for how long?


Saturday, 21 March 2026

Verning Around

What a bitch. She’s small and skinny and slightly tanned, and she’s not afraid to show off her skin, which is brown with eyes to match. Then there’s straight hair and inflated lips which are always emphasised with lipstick. Short skirts are the preference even in winter, and high heels make her trot along and pull attention. She’s got an attitude to match as if everyone is below her. She maintains a professional attire, but she’s not afraid to flirt to get what she wants. She’s young and she thinks she’s got experience, but she doesn’t realise how actions affect people. We’re all just pawns on paper. When you try to tell her a situation, she’s unwilling to try and help change it or prevent it from reoccurring. God forbid if she should ever have to leave the office to pick something that isn’t a piece of paper. She’s just hanging around for experience before applying for a better position.