It’s hard work being an elf. You’d
think that it would all be sitting at a conveyor all day hammering away at
wooden toys; but the reality is that Santa has given up on today’s society and very
few children make it to the Nice List. To be honest, it’s probably just the Elf’s
children themselves. This means that there’s a problem at Santa’s Workshop as
the lack of labour creates job shortage for future elves. Santa has to be very
careful as to allow who can co-habit with whom to ensure that the population of
the North Pole is kept in check. Banishment is no longer an option as refugees
would pledge their tales to the outside world. So the only other option is execution
in Santa’s dictator’s state. And the elves that are allowed to exist do so in
the knowledge that if they go against the rules, their service will no longer
be required.
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