Furry Racing #dreamdiary 133

A large chant of war cries echo across this otherwise peaceful farm. There’s a green grass hill with AstroTurf divided into six painted lanes. At the top of the hill is a wooden platform, and all of this is sheltered underneath a corrugated metal roof with windows near the bottom of the hill. A siren is fired and giant bears race down the hill. Some sprint down and roll at the bottom. Some roll head over heels, and some wrestle at the top in a bid to slow their competitors down. This is the new craze for stag dos. People can spend the morning getting bladdered and spend the afternoon here in front of an audience who get to bet on the outcome. The suits are well padded inside so that participants don’t have to worry about sustaining any injuries and the antics that are performed on the course can be very entertaining. There’s instant disqualification for any soiled suits though.