Sunday 14 April 2019

Shake, Rattle and Roll

If you’re really stuck for something to do in a laundrette, why not have a washing machine that doubles up as a karaoke box? A TV screen won’t work as for some reason someone’s decided that people want to see their clothes get washed; though a fish tank would make an interesting alternative. But you’ve got this metal box that’s the size of a speaker at a rock concert so why not install one in it? Admittedly it might not do the same job as the real thing but you may as well get some use out of it. If you’ve got a TV in the kitchen it would certainly provide a lot of intensity. You could even leave it on while you do other kitchen tasks. Or if we head back to your humble laundrette, all you need is an 80’s-style disco floor and a fold-out minibar hidden in one of your machines and you’ve got your very own 24-hour party palace. You can shake rattle and roll all day and night; though you may have to be careful when it comes to washing your smalls.

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