Wednesday 2 May 2018

Crotchwatchers

The life of the air hostess has always seemed glamourous. They’re always dressed up in suits and high heels trotting past with pilots while you queue to be screened through security for the umpteenth time. Lately though, we’ve seen less barbie dolls and more trolley dollies. The chance to glance at stranger’s crotches while pretending to check that their seatbelt has been fastened has been irresistible to some. The passenger is forced to sit there while the admirer observes their six-pack, beer belly and stiffy. No wonder they call it the mile-high club. And it’s not just on take-off and landing. If they can sneak up and catch you unawares just before serving you drinks or a hot meal they can get another quick glance before your table tray comes down. If you get your blanket out, at least you can hide away from their gaze. Unless you’re a woman, then it’s a whole different game.

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