Welcome to the first of our
Sunday worships here in this very tavern. While we await the funds of our
current parish to come to fruition, our good Landlord has generously granted
use of his premises until our goal is complete. We will now pass the collecting
plate around which takes the form of this empty pork scratching bag. While the
bag is being passed around, you may like to know that we have white communion
wine available instead of red this week; as I understand that it was a busy evening
in here last night. Also, our service will be cut short this week owing to the
early kick-off of the Six Nations Rugby tournament. This may explain why some
of our TV-facing seats are already occupied this morning. Now please join me in
standing to sing today’s first hymn which will be played on our youth choir’s
keyboard. Oh. Does anyone have any batteries?
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