Friday, 18 August 2017

Stretches

My friends, it is time for us to commence our stretches. All these people have assembled to admire us; so let us not detain them any further. We will begin by pointing our left arms at a forty-five-degree angle into the sky to look as though we are about to take off into the night. Ignore the masses of evil culminating behind us; we shall despatch them shortly. Just listen to the music; and when don’t forget that when the spotlight shines on you; that is when most of the attention is on you. Don’t waste this opportunity. Don’t forget to smile and wave. Afterwards, they will assemble in the halls and purchase our highly priced merchandise in worship of us. You may like to focus on some of the individuals; look for the ones that already have our merchandise; they may like to return to the merchandise stand after the show to purchase more.

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