Sunday, 28 May 2017

Titanic Blackberry Gold at the Rocklands Social Club, Redditch

If you’ve ever been down a country road where there’s been signs of house building, you’ll have probably have come across a sign saying Heavy Plant Crossing. If you’ve been lucky enough to spot these horticultural menaces rolling across the road leaving gigantic potholes in their wake; then spare a thought for what they’re fleeing from; Titanic Fruits. These fruits can grow up to twenty feet high and the same in their width; and are certainly worth their weight in gold. But once these fruits have embedded themselves in the land; there’s simply no chance of any other lifeform flourishing in the same environment. That’s why the plants have to cross the road and migrate to another field; as the surrounding nitrogen is being absorbed by these fruits. Nothing else can be grown. Even the housing developments are put on hold for years on end until the seeds of the fruits have finally expired. That's why it takes so long to build houses. 

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