Oh precious mortals, come into my
domain! Behold my mightiness that I have inflicted on thousands of your
ancestors! These eyes of mine are not for observing; instead they tell the
follies of those who have gone before you! Come hither, and explore my riches
inside! Fear not my pointy features; there are merely to protect you from the
outside world once you enter! Witness, if you dare, the tombs of those that I
have devoured! Fear not of the judges above; they only serve to ensure that
evil does not follow you! Gaze upon the souls that I have entrapped within! Expand
your knowledge of the world that has gone before, and perhaps you too may be enshrined
here for all eternity if you can prove your worthiness! There’s never been a
better time! Donate your resources to help expand my vastness and maintain my
looks! But most important of all, feed me!
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