At last the doors opened and he was granted admittance. But rather than an extravagant room full of city officials that he had come to expect, the room was void of furniture apart from one item: a huge bed as tall as a pagoda and wider than his entire paddy field. On this bed propped up next to a window was an enormous woman which took up the rest of the height of the room. She was lying face down with a mountainous spherical derriere just short of scraping the ceiling and her head was balanced upon two huge breasts, each as big as a hauler’s cart. She was wrapped in a plain robe of scarlet red and had brown hair that just flowed down her back. She lifted her head from what seemed to be a cauldron of noodles. ‘O forgive me while I partake in a little lunch, my char sui has just arrived.’
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