Behold the ale drinker. They are
a strange breed that are usually seen in early afternoons; and gather more prominently
at the weekends. Most of them are quite old in nature and will happily stand in
your way at the bar just as you are attempting to get served. Some may peer
around the room nervously at the décor; these are more likely to be newcomers
to the room. These people are especially distinguished by their round bellies
and will scorn anyone drinking fizzy material and may even go so far as to
avoid them. If they address you, they believe themselves to be representatives
of the empire and expected to be treated as such for their presence. They tend
to impart knowledge rather than collect it; and discuss some of the most boring
topics imaginable with stereotypical opinions; often without any research in
the matter. However, they are extremely good fun to mock.
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