Light and bulky items seem to be utterly pointless. They exist
solely to emphasise comfort and luxury. Storing them is annoying as they just
take up lots of room and you can’t compress them any further. Most of the time
they come in a see-through bag but sometimes they’re just boxed up which is a
nice surprise when you come to carry it as you’ll be amazed at how light it is.
At least they’re light enough to transport and you can even throw and kick them
around so long as you don’t cause too much damage to your surroundings and
there aren’t any witnesses. Then you’ll wonder if there’s anything inside the
box at all and that is in fact what you’re selling. Hopefully it doesn’t open
and cover you in a flurry of snow. Hopefully the fez that I wear to deliver it
will protect me from such evils.
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