One of my favourite things in a pub
is a list of beers on the board. You can try and choose your beer while you
wait; though it’s frustrating when you get served to find out that it’s sold
out or you’ve seen the pump clip before. Whoever chose these beers definitely picked
them for the names. Bad Seed is the beer
to avoid if you’re trying to get pregnant; though it doesn’t make sense as you
shouldn’t be drinking it anyway. Unless it’s the hops which have bad seeds
which again isn’t going to make it a pleasant beverage to enjoy. Its second
beer just makes you want to expect hops and nothing else. Maybe they didn’t put
any yeast and malt in it. To put a stride in your step there’s a musical beer
to get you singing to everyone, which is probably the state that you’ll be in
when you finish the third beer. Then to get rid of the hippies is a dark one to
get rid of the stereotypical drinker, especially if they’re singing folk songs.
And if you’re too posh for beer, there’s prosecco available too.
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