Wednesday, 7 June 2023

Party Patty #Empress 15

‘Party on’ said the obese stranger.

‘HOW DARE YOU ADDRESS AN EMPRESS AS SUCH? YOU WILL ADDRESS ME IN THE CORRECT MANNER, AND WHEN YOU DO SO, YOU WILL INFORM ME OF YOUR ACTIVTIES LAST NIGHT’ bellowed the Empress. Her voice was thunderous in the echoey chamber.

‘Yes your highness’ slurred the man. ‘I patronised Zang’s tavern last night and sampled their various meats and wines.’

‘Excellent’ said the Empress to the guards, ‘He will do nicely if he was found in the streets. All that protein soaked in alcohol… We must find more like him if we can.’ Now flame him.

The guard threw a bucket of liquid of liquid over the man then took a torch that was mounted on the wall. He then lit the man’s robes which caught light instantly. The man screamed and started to run then tripped on his robes and hit the ground.

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