He’s a scrawny small man with thin, round glasses and long hair that’s styled into a tuff. He enjoys the outdoor life and is always dressed for the weather. He previously stayed in a run-down house but now has a partner so that may not be the current case. He enjoys real things rather than products that are massed produced and will choose home-grown over convenience every time to help reduce his carbon footprint. He has some respect for people but he also has an ego and can often throw his toys out of the pram if he doesn’t get his way. I wonder if he was like that during childhood and if he always had the courage to do this. He’s always after knowledge to pass onto others, and loves acting mischievous in front of children; especially when he gets to put on a show; even if it involves dressing up as a giant apple and toppling over as he’s chased around the village green.
Tuesday, 30 November 2021
Monday, 29 November 2021
Staffing the Shop
Sunday, 28 November 2021
Black History Month
It’s that time of the month where we learn about oppression two centuries ago and how people today are still working to overcome it because of prejudice. It makes you think what would happen if we hadn’t advanced industrialisation through globalisation, and it might have made a real difference to how we operate our society today. There would be so much more skilled trade available as we wouldn’t rely on cheaper imports all the time. The only downside is that things would be a bit bland and there wouldn’t be enough choice, and a lot has changed to make that happen. But what’s really annoying is the focus for the rest of the year. What about industrial heritage, or cultural history? Where’s the focus on these subjects and why don’t they get attention? It’s fine to focus on a group that’s been neglected so much but there’s so many positives to history as well so that people can learn just how far they’ve advanced, and also what we’ve lost.
Saturday, 27 November 2021
When orders go Wrong
The books arrived from HQ alongside the festival equipment
that we’d ordered. There was a bit of excitement as there were quite a few
boxes to open and check off. Because some of the less popular titles wouldn’t
sell so much, they sent them in a box mixed with others rather than sending whole
complete boxes. But we still had way too much stock than what we’d ordered. At
one point we had more books than beer. I was very much tempted to keep what we’d
got and sneak in some extra sales for ourselves but the t-shirts that I’d
ordered hadn’t arrived and these would also be chargeable to us. After taking
an inventory, I discovered that the warehouse had picked our book order twice
and they hadn’t had any records of sending out the t-shirts to us. I then had
to declare to them what we had received so that they could adjust their stock
accordingly.
Friday, 26 November 2021
Loki
This series felt a bit drab. I liked the interchanging font in the series logo portraying mischief, but other than that Loki doesn’t really get to be that mischievous which leaves the show to be a bit dark and dull. I was very disappointed with the futuristic time agency and I’d expect something better than a run-down library containing files from the seventies and computers that wouldn’t look out of place at a shuttle launch. It even stars Owen Wilson as a senior cowboy-styled detective. The whole series just felt dragged out with lots of awkward pauses. I was hoping for more moments where Loki could travel through time and wreak havoc with his powers while the time agency followed his wake. There were a few random chuckles such as the military-style hunters arriving at a renaissance fair in 1985 and an alligator claiming to be a Loki but the characters lacked the energy that we’ve seen in the other Marvel spin-offs. Hopefully the next season will be a bit faster.
Thursday, 25 November 2021
Death of a Gentle Lady by M. C. Beaton
My rating: 3 of 5 stars
It’s a bit difficult to like a protagonist when they decide to go rogue for their own interests rather than for the greater good. But it seems to be a done thing in the Highlands where everyone’s partial to a drop of hospitality and doesn’t want to face change themselves, but are happy to help others. Still, could it be that every murder is linked to the newest resident of Lochdubh? It seems to be that way which gives Macbeth an easy job of defending the long-term locals. All he’s got to do is get the evidence, and sometimes most of the time it’s achieved by foul means rather than fair. It’s lucky that he can trust his fellow residents to back him up and it’s good to see that modern-day technology has finally reached the Highlands. And you can always rely on Beaton’s regular cast of characters to provide a few laughs.
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Wednesday, 24 November 2021
Death of a Tweet
I originally wanted to check out a canal picture which I’m told was beautiful in the Autumn. It was odd that it wasn’t displayed in the e-mail. After trying to find the tweet in my feed in my app, I discovered that it was deleted, so I decided to check out the app that they were trying to sell instead. It turned out to be a collective of independent businesses selling their wares and offering discounts provided that you subscribed to the app. I looked at the bar ones which mainly offered discounts off the bill on certain days. I suppose it’s handy enough if you live in the area or frequent these premises often and could be a moneysaver, but for a casual visitor it’s not worth it unless you’re specifically heading to these venues and there’s a saving to be made. If there’s any events on, I’m sure the app’s Twitter feed will tell me. But I wonder why the tweet got dropped. Maybe a copyright infringement was involved. It’s a shame, I bet it was a nice gesture originally.
Tuesday, 23 November 2021
Stocking the Shop
Once the counter is in place, the next thing that I need is
some stock to sell. We’ve got a few bits of memorabilia that people like to rummage
through. We’ve got leftover glasses from old festivals that people like to
collect, and shirts from previous years that people have donated as well. We
also have a large box of old pump clips advertising beers from earlier festivals
that people like to rummage through as well. Some of these are worth a bit of
money, especially the metallic ones and I picked one up for peanuts at a previous
beer festival. But we also ned to be contemporary to get younger customers to
part with their cash so we order a selection of items from the CAMRA bookshop.
We order a few of the latest titles, alongside t-shirts, keyrings and bottle
openers. Finally, our biggest and cheapest seller is a humble pen. People like
to tick off the beers in the programme that they’ve tried and always forget to
bring one. We used to buy these branded but we got some of our own
professionally printed to increase our revenue on them.
Monday, 22 November 2021
Guard Dogs #Titannabell 9
As the party progressed late into the night, the revellers grew less and less. Some had chores to address the following day. But the squire’s guards, at least those that were off duty, took the time to keep the party going as long as they could; much to the jealously of those who still had to keep watch. Occasionally, they’d be able to swipe a bottle of mead or a jug of ale from a departed table that hadn’t been cleared yet.
‘This ale’s disgusting.’ said one guard to his friend, an
arm hidden behind his back. I wouldn’t be surprised if they’d coughed their
guts out before they left.’ He threw the contents into a shrub pot, then shrugged
and dropped the jug there too.
‘Never mind that, who’s on door duty tonight? They’ve put
the giantess in the breakfast room. Just imagine her sans clothes.’ They gazed
up at the giantess’s chest, which had two large wine barrels of its own.
Sunday, 21 November 2021
Shirts for Sale
Saturday, 20 November 2021
"If you want something you've never had, you must be willing to do something you've never done."
-Thomas Jefferson.
Obtaining things is a process, so this advice can be very
specific. In a material world, to try something that you’ve never had before is
to physically take it off the shelf or take an appropriate action to obtain it.
Of course, if you want to win a game of chance and use the exact same strategy every
time, it defies a new action as the result has come to you without effort.
There’s also a process called ‘accumulation of wealth’, or savings in modern-day
terms. Most of the time when you want
something, it’s all down to a very similar process. But when you can’t identify
what the process is, you have to take the time to come up with another strategy.
You need to compare the similarities and work through the differences. And this
time you might succeed. It’s all about finding the method that works best for
you.
Friday, 19 November 2021
The List
Thursday, 18 November 2021
Victoria Beckham's fans slam her Instagram post of model's boobs as 'obscene'.
It’s a bit of an overreaction. It’s just one picture. Do we care how other people react? Will that force your opinion of how to react? We don’t even get to see the photo to make our own mind up. And what does this mean for Posh Spice? Does she only like women now? Maybe it’s a mistake. Maybe she meant to send it to a friend rather than the rest of the world. It’s the sort of thing that you’d expect to see in a trashy woman’s afternoon talk show or a TV movie where the original offended person turns into a serial killer to get revenge. It’s certainly something to talk about when you’re bored. And I did have to look up what a sheer shirt was. But do people really want to know this stuff? And I’m the fifth person down the chain to know about it. Why did it take so long?
Wednesday, 17 November 2021
Preparing for Lift-Off
Tuesday, 16 November 2021
Hotel of Hatred #dreamdiary 120
I’m staying at a hotel! I can’t quite predict how to get there but I know where to turn when I see the local landmarks. It’s a stone building hidden on a corner behind another street corner. The ground floor has a series of barber poles in its glass restaurant but I know it’s a restaurant. I go through a door at the rear and climb a spiral staircase in a stone tower. I walk down a corridor alongside a window and enter my room. It’s a bit stuffy and warm so I decide to open the window. A man in a vest with scruffy hair and moustache is sitting in a lower room at the opposite side of the courtyard scowls at me a if he wants to get into a fight. Suddenly the floor gives and I fall through the hole and manage to grab onto the windowsill of the floor below. I look through this window for help but no-one is looking.
Monday, 15 November 2021
Space Beer
Sunday, 14 November 2021
My Earliest Memory
It must have been Halloween. I’d got out of bed late at night and must have headed to the bathroom. I was wearing some kind of two-piece pyjamas. They might have even consisted of a horrible two-piece brown and white design with a buttoned down shirt. As I left the bathroom, there was a series of loud rattles coming from downstairs. Our porch wasn’t enclosed in those days so the letterbox fed straight into the house. The metallic flap started rattling and a voice called out ‘Trick or treat’ followed by a series of spooky laughs. All I remember in response is running straight back to bed and jump under the covers. I don’t remember anyone coming to comfort me. I suppose this is always why I’ve been reluctant to get out of bed at night. It could have been some kids canvassing for treats. It could have been my own father doing the spooky voice. The whole thing could have been a dream. It’s concerning that it’ a memory out of fear and not out of love. Maybe my happy memories are few and far between.
Saturday, 13 November 2021
Plotting Penguins
‘Attention penguins. Yes, you lot! Listen! I have a plan! Look,
I know I’m a bit young to be doing this sort of thing, but I can’t see that any
of you have tried an escape plan before either. Look at me, don’t look at the
others, look at me. You may be used to settling here and getting food thrown at
you at regular intervals but I’d like to think that there’s a bigger world
outside of these walls. And if you want to, you can still stay here and get fat
and bored! Nobody says you have to come with me! But all we have to do is push
those rocks together and we can jump out of this pit. I’ll even make sure that I
can find a way for us all to get back inside if anyone changes their mind. And
it’s not dangerous! All the humans will do is look at us, and we already know
what that’s like as we can a few in to visit us every day! So, who’s in?’
Friday, 12 November 2021
Soothing Purple
Travel insurance is one of those things that you don’t really need but it’s good to have. If you have a stress-free, the company’s laughing as they’ve made some cash out of you. But if things go wrong, that small fee that you’ve paid upfront can be very valuable indeed. I like to think of it as help that I’ve paid for advance, but then it’s a case of figuring out whether they’re obliged to help you, whether it should be someone else’s responsibility, or whether it’s your fault for not having a policy to cover that eventuality. After digesting the usual terms and conditions we decided to just go for the cheapest option which was to cover medical conditions, and that we’d deal with anything else ourselves should the situation arise. Hopefully we’ll be able to put our faith into our fellow man and find someone who at least could give us some advice on what best to do.
Thursday, 11 November 2021
The Great Escape
Wednesday, 10 November 2021
Agent Carter
It’s a shame that this show was cancelled before its time. It’s got an enjoyable fast pace with plenty of humour for its interactions between its characters and it’s set within an interesting time period. It’s also historically accurate with that time period’s attitude towards women, and the conflict between Carter’s activities and those of the SSR makes for a particularly interesting twist; although this does get harder to follow towards the end of the second season. I really enjoyed the musical ensemble towards the end of the second season and it would have been interesting to have seen more of these from different characters; although portraying Carter’s many love interests does put a bit of a damper on her otherwise righteous character, and these should have been spread out over a longer series, or at least put up against each other. I would have liked to have seen a bit of the SSR’s evolution into SHIELD and some interlinking stories such as Carter’s investigation into Reinhardt, her relationship with the Howling Commandos, or even a tie-in to Sousa’s death in the concluding season of Agents of Shield. Oh well, maybe Disney will see sense.
Tuesday, 9 November 2021
Jurassic Woods
Monday, 8 November 2021
Who the F**k is Alice?
She’s not your stereotypical blonde. She thinks before she speaks but when she does she’s sure of it. She’s got a very smug attitude. There’s not much that she doesn’t know and she’s not afraid to ask questions to find things out. She’s got the public school accent as well. She gives the impression of a goth girl that’s grown up. She has a simple parting in her hair which allows her to have it down covering her face or put up into a ponytail as she sees fit. She’s naturally round without being slim or obese. She can be a right tomboy if she wants to blend in with anybody, and she’s fearless enough not to let anyone put themselves above her. She works when she has to but she makes sure that she’s the first to back out and the last to exert herself. At least I’m not living next door to her.
Sunday, 7 November 2021
Death of a Bore by M. C. Beaton
My rating: 4 of 5 stars
If you’re looking for a book about life in the community, this is it! Macbeth certainly knows everyone in the Highlands whether they’re growing up or just passing through, and certainly isn’t afraid of preserving the ways from all that intrude into his territory. But he’s not all a doom and gloom man, even if he’s not one of action. He likes to observe rather than participate, but he always likes to seek out companionship, whether it’s a neighbour, animal, or a wee dram. And there’s always some crime that needs examining in every chapter, and even if it’s not worth arresting the culprit for, Beaton still makes an enjoyable dialogue of conflict out of it. And out of this come some very interesting characters that you can just picture going about their day-to-day lives in the village. It’s nice to see how this close-knit community comes together to help their local bobby; whether it’s helping him solve the crimes, cleaning his quarters, or even finding him a wife. It all makes for a very enjoyable read.
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Saturday, 6 November 2021
A Tweet too Far
I’m all for promoting events but a bit of common sense is required as to when an event is public and when it’s private. Why would you publicise another organisation’s annual general meeting to people who aren’t eligible to attend? It’s going to be very awkward to try and get any business conducted without any enquiries otherwise. The last thing you want is a bunch of strangers turning up to a gathering of a few club friends asking questions to what would normally be self-explanatory, and having to explain every single activity. It would certainly ruin the flow of the evening, and both parties would certainly feel the awkwardness. I’m not sure that any gate crashers would want to show up anyway. It’s a shame that that the retweeters didn’t read properly what they were re-tweeting. They’d be better off focusing on their own events rather than those of other organisations. It’s a perfect example of how not to use social media.
Friday, 5 November 2021
Shoulder View
What’s the best way to carry a toddler? It usually depends
on the size and the mood that they’re in. If they want speed, they prefer the
piggyback but if they don’t hold on properly then they’ll end up wrapping their
arms around your neck. If they’re curious, then they want to explore and be as
high up on your shoulders as possible to see the world. In this case, they can
sit on your shoulders with their legs dangling down your arms while you grab
onto their knees. But you’ve got to be able to lift them up that high to get
there in the first place, and a tiny bit higher to get them to come down. If
you can find somewhere for them to stand to raise their height then it’s easy
for them to climb on but you need them to be confident to climb off afterwards
or be able to lift them up and over. Sometimes it’s a question of balance.
Thursday, 4 November 2021
Inspire Me
It didn’t take long. I was hoping to be whisked off to a world of wonder. Maybe it was going to ask me some questions or play some improvisational music. Instead, I’m told that it can’t find that skill and I’ve got to find it on the app instead. It’s a good job my hands are free. After a few taps, I’m required to complete the set-up process by verifying my e-mail address. I’ve still got no idea what this skill will do or whether it’ll be worth it. Nothing comes to my e-mail address so I press the big launch button in the app. A smaller button below appears displaying my echo dot. It’s the only Amazon device that’s active at the moment. Finally, something happens. I get a narrative from J.K Rowling telling me about the benefits of failure. I’m then asked if I want to give them some money for providing this content. These skills seem to take a lot of effort to set up. Surely they should built solely by Amazon to guarantee their success?
Wednesday, 3 November 2021
Bird is the Word
Tuesday, 2 November 2021
In Anticipation of Something Bigger #empress8
People were dashing about everywhere in a sense of panic. Zhong pulled one aside who looked at him with a vague sense of recognition.
‘It’s you, it’s you, you’re’ finally here!’ he said. Then he turned and ran down a staircase. Moments later, the rumblings got more severe for a moment, then stopped completely. A number of other guards dashed out carrying large beams of timber, presumably to reinforce the building.
‘Where is the empress?’ he asked a passing guard.
‘Oh, she’s gone on vacation. She said you can use her old
throne room while you wait.’
‘Her old throne room?’
‘Yes, it needs to be extended a bit. When you’re ready, just
follow the cave and it will take you back to your homeland; though you may want
to watch out for…oncoming traffic.’
‘Won’t it be a bit noisy with all the alterations?’
‘Well, yes. You’d probably be better off sheltering in the
cave.’
Monday, 1 November 2021
Swans or Flamingos?
After lunch, we headed back out to see the rest of the park.
There were some very well-attended gardens and lakes with some excellent views
of some flamingos. At one point, we thought they were one-legged swans as a few
of them were white, but we chalked it up to the flock being very young. It didn’t
take long before we’d inspected all the cages, but we decided to stick around
for the penguin feeding. We met the keeper of the day whose assistant threw out
the first fish which instantly persuaded the penguins to take a dip into the
water. My eldest niece was fascinated, but my youngest niece got a bit bored. It
might have been because she was soaked through owing to not wearing any
trousers. We drifted back to the flamingos, but I think she was more interested
in being carried around on my shoulders. We spent the last part of our visit in
the Jurassic reserve.