Stoned

Short but stout, this is a man who knows his beer and is willing to travel to get it. He’s round in both cheeks, stomach and face, and he’s got a grin to prove it. He’s always willing to share his travels with other people. He began his work building up a good reputation at a local boozer until his free entrepreneurial spirit surpassed his contractual duties and he left with a great list of contacts to build up his own company. After a bout of travelling the world and setting up live music events, he began selling cushions that would fit onto beer barrels to create extra seating. Though these were steep, the novelty caught on and he couldn’t push them out fast enough. He then earned enough cash to open his own digs to run them as he saw fit; though at times it’s a struggle between serving the customers and drinking the stock himself.