Nick Grimshaw’s Don’t
Sweat the Small Stuff recently featured a picture of a white horse with a
long white mane grinning at the camera. Even though I've yet to watch an episode
of his show; I can’t stand the guy. He’s an untalented lazy presenter with a gay
face and a lazy attitude. Anyway, I can already picture the lame jokes that
Grimshaw will make about this horse. Because he’s worth it. He has orgasms over
the horse’s mane of hair. To be honest, it’ll probably be more exciting if the
horse hosts the show; just like the traditional show of Mr. Ed. He could hang out
in the stables of a racecourse; watching the world go by and take the mick out
of all the mindless celebrities (just like Grimshaw!). There would have to be a reason as to why the
horse isn't racing, but that’ll come to me at some point or other. He could be retired;
or it could just be the mystery of the show.
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