Bones the Librarian

This guy would make a fantastic librarian. You can just picture him getting up at night; opening his glass case and stepping out to select a book to read for the following day. He’d be cautious at first, making sure that the coast is clear before he decides to turn the page. And one day a young security guard discovers him on him on his first night shift. They’d both be freaked out at first but eventually decide to become friends. Then the security guard finds out that he reads the papers at night; and becomes a bit of an archivist. This becomes an instant hit with the security guard’s pub team, and they reach league fame when they dress him up to join the team. Then the pub’s dog gets a whiff of things and wants a bite of the action. Before he knows it; the secret is out; the world’s first living animated skeleton is out living the dream and becomes a chat show host for the world to see. It’s kind of a British Night at the Museum, and Simon Pegg would be great as the security guard. Found in Norwich Castle.