Saturday 15 August 2020

Dinosaur Lights

Early man didn’t have electricity. But these cavemen needed light at night. Usually this took the form of burning wood, though occasionally the odd dinosaur helped when they were cooking it. Today, the same thing happens as we heat dinosaurs to make decorative light; though we lack the after-product of a brontosaurus burger. But even though the dinosaurs are long gone, it’s good to know that we’re still burning them up even if it’s only to burn smaller effigies of themselves. At first glance, you may think that they’re seasonal lights, and you can pretend that it’s Christmas whenever you switch them on. But their soothing glow helps to ebb stress away and it’s quite hypnotic to sit there and watch them change their glow. I just hope that they retain their quality though; otherwise you might as well burn them up once and for all just to keep your cave alight.

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