Wednesday 1 January 2020

Daily Mail Attempts to dress Nation in suitable attire for sports event

It’s quarter final day, and such the country rallies round to watch eleven fellow countrymen represent us on a field in Russia. The morning papers are promising us victories and are asking us to show our support. It really is football fever. Everything will come to a halt just before kick-off; apart from those who are unlucky enough to work. One such newspaper is even providing a hat for the event. It’s like they don’t want us wearing face paint or any other branded clothing apart from their own. Only this hat will suffice. You may as walk starkers into your local pub, but if you’re wearing the hat, you’re covered. I was lucky enough not to be working on the day, and was invited to a barbecue to watch the event. We opted to take public transport to consume a few beverages and were collected at the station; though we would have to plan our own return.

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