Millions Rejoice (Thousands Mourn)

As we approach the final months towards the PPI claim deadline, millions are preparing to rejoice. No more will they have to suffer listening to loads of legal gibberish on the radio about making claims. They’ll also be more relevant television ads on the cheaper channels as there’s one less thing for them to advertise. Of course, this is on the brink of another crisis. What will the people who used to process all the PPI claims get up to? Will they be let go? Will they have time to re-train in another profession? Will they return to the streets to stop people to ask them if they’ve had an accident? Or will they simply waste their resources advertising that the deadline has now passed and everyone’s missed their chance? Perhaps some might investigate time-travel and advertise the fact that they can travel back in time to a point where they can still process your claim. We shall have to wait and see.