When is the Zombie Apocalypse?

Apparently, the minute you begin to question when the apocalypse is due, it arrives. Some people believe it’s fictional until it materialises in front of them and it’s instantaneous, in which case it’s too late. Brainless people arrive on your doorstep, and although they may not want to digest your brain directly, they’ll certainly want some of your resources, whether it’s money, support, or supplies. And when you give them an instruction or protest against their views, you’re just ignored and are swallowed up in a system trapped in an endless loop. Although, by looking around, you’d think that’s it’s already arrived in some places by the amount of time it takes to get tasks done. It’s the way that they just munch on your details and try to get more out of you by reflecting questions, although if you’re lucky enough to get through to a competent person it might end up being a positive experience and it may even be in your favour.