Monday 6 April 2020

Meet the Guests

So who are my fellow visitors? Naturally we’re all jostling for the best views of the models and the tight opportunity, and you’re bound to get a picture of a stranger in the way just at the opportune moment. Unfortunately, fat people will tend to get everywhere wherever you go, but unless you’re actually going to eat them or them you then you’ve nothing to fear, unless they become paranoid with the fact that you’re taking their picture, which is thankfully rare. Most of the other guests seemed to be children accompanied by the odd bored parent or two, or perhaps the odd grandparent who’s just discovering what their little charge is really like. This also makes the build areas rather noisy and chaotic, but you’re limited to a specific session to avert overcrowding. Because it’s marketed as a play centre, you’re currently unable to visit without a child. There are select adult evening sessions but this excludes the magic bike ride. 

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