Right. You lot. Why are you panic buying? It’s not doing a world of good and you’re making everyone stressed out. You’re not going to become immune to the virus by redecorating your living room in toilet paper. In fact, a room that’s completely white will just make you panic even more since the eye won’t know which way to turn and you’ll just panic. Next, you’ve bought loads of pasta and tinned foods so that you can shit yourself as much as you like. You’ve also bought loads of computers, tablets and TV streaming sticks so that you can be suitably entertained while you sit in your bunker. Some of you have bought printers so you can work from home; outdoor toys for the garden and art supplies for when the schools shut. And oddly, some of you have decided to be prepared to mow the lawn, or even work out at home, all of which requires the transportation of gigantic heavy boxes. I just hope that people actually use this stuff and don’t just dispose of it, or expect me to give them their money back for it after they’ve finished using it.
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