Saturday, 2 April 2022

Malch Ado About Nothing

We gathered in the malt room. Through the glass window we could see a shiny red machine that crushes the malts that are used in the whisky. Our guide told us a bit of history about the company then led us into the fermenting room. In this large. bricked white-washed echoey room, four giant copper tanks were placed in the centre. A small glass viewing square was provided for us to examine the contents within. It was staring into the head of an extra-large dalek. After seeing the fermenting in action, we were taken to a dark cellar where the finer whiskys were fermenting in their barrels. After that it was time for tasting. Two questions remain: why do the Scots spell whisky without an e and how is the process dissimilar to beer? I was probably told at the time but I can’t remember. The only thing that I don’t like about these tours is that you don’t get to see anyone doing any work. It’s probably a health and safety thing and a good excuse for the workers to take a break.   


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