Fishy Times

These fish are huge. They’ve been eating bread that’s been thrown into the lake and everything else in between. And there’s just hundreds of these fish thriving in there. Which is amazing considering how open the lake is. They could be poached by local fishermen and passing wildlife; but somehow these fish are not afraid. They’ll probably start eating the ducks and swans soon. There must be something hiding in the river. Perhaps there’s some kind of chemical that’s leaked into the river, turning them into mutant fish. Maybe there’s an underground breeding lair underneath the island. Perhaps the coffee shop is throwing the grinds of their coffee into the lake; making them super hyper. Maybe in the summer they’ll jump out of the lake and start feasting on human flesh. They’ll form an army and break into the coffee shop, and grow into enormous size. Unless the swans and ducks unite to save us.