Sunday, 27 March 2016

Live from the Kennels of Parliament...

‘So the humans want to have us chipped. And any unchipped dog will be put down if found on the streets.’
‘Well, it makes them more accountable, doesn’t it? If we get lost or even rejected, then the humans will be responsible. And it means that every dog is by law bound to some sort of shelter.’
‘But it also means that they can track our movements. In gatherings such as this, for example.’
‘Well, we can’t change what the humans have already decided. They were going to find out sooner or later.’
‘Our whole covert operations will grind to a halt. Should we be threatened by another cat invasion, our counter-operations will be tracked by the humans.’
‘Perhaps they can help. It would be great for us not to have to do all of the work for all of the time.’
‘Or perhaps they can hinder us. There are as many dog lovers as cat lovers out there. And their movements will not be monitored. Plus, I believe that the chipping itself will be a bit painful for a time; putting many of our troops out of action.’
‘Well Mr. Squeaker, I just can’t help but feel that this debate will be a little rough.’

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