Nurse!

The one thing that isn’t going to help you get better in a hospital is an annoying neighbour. It’s the one that thinks that the nurses are slacking off because they’re not in sight and that they should be constantly be there attending to their every need to fix everything. You could be listening to some music on a pair of headphones at night; and you’re just about to doze off when they shout, ‘NURSE! I CAN HEAR SOME MUSIC IN HERE!’. Or it might be that they complain about every little thing; not realising that the nurses have to look after other people in other wards as well. They then constantly complain to you or anyone within earshot that meals are late; they’re not being turned or that their medication hasn’t arrived. Add a bit of cursing before every verb and you’ve got yourself the vilest neighbour that you could hope for.