Lord of the Goats

Mater was at the top. He couldn’t understand why all the other goats hadn’t cone up this far. Sure, it was windy and the food was on the short side, but the views were amazing. He could see all the other goats from here. It was a shame that he had no way of communicating with them; otherwise he could rally them all to dispense with the humans. If he could persuade just a few of them to cone up here; he could send messages to them all to rally through the holes in the walls that the humans had constructed. But for now, he would sit here and learn the humans’ habits to decide where and when would be the best course of assault. Sometimes the gates would open and a single human would drive by on a roaring metal machine. But mostly they came through in twos or threes with bags of food mounted to their back.