So yesterday I spent nine minutes watching an accident
investigator discuss as to why Michael Schumacher had an accident on his skis.
The equipment had been examined. The footage had been analysed. But as to why
we need to have such detail looked at I have no idea. The news channel hung onto
every word of what the investigator announced regarding the crash. Flooding
stopped. The stock market ceased to a halt. Crime ceased to exist. And all
because a famous rich man decided to go off-course (or off-piste if you want to
be anal and alienate everyone) and fall over. Sure, I feel for the guy in that
he’s hurt himself, but do we really need this level of detail? Can’t we just
rule that he’s a clumsy oaf or he had a whoopsie daisy to demonstrate that he’s
human like everyone else? Are they concerned that he’s going to wake up and
think; ‘I will now sue the French government for allowing that rock to be there’.
Perhaps they thought that the Italians might have laid a trip wire for him when
he wasn't looking.
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