I find it odd that, considering the amount of time invested
in maintaining my chompers, I'm constantly being told by my dentist that I need
them professionally cleaned. I currently spend two minutes a day brushing; and
while I know it should be four, I know that I simply do not have the time. Statistically,
we are supposed to spend a whole day of each year brushing our teeth. Probably
more if you need time to put toothpaste onto your brush. But far from spending
a whole day over the sink in order to reach pristine condition (and thus having
the worst kept mouth on New Year’s Eve; no-one would kiss you); I'm still told
that I need to catch up by seeing the dental hygienist. Not this year. I'm now
going to put in the other half day to save myself twenty-five quid. And I’ll
even floss if I have to.
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