Under the Sea

There’s something fishy going on here. And it’s not just the fish pinned to the floor. It’s the aquarium. It makes a nice touch, but it makes the rest of the hole look so tacky. What they need is some heavy Perspex so that the tank can be part of the course. But at least there’s a decent obstacle here. Putting the ball underneath the desk containing the seagulls gets you up and over the middle fence. After that, all that’s left to do is navigate around the rest of the tat. Maybe the fish should have been motorised. It could flip its tail like a pinball machine. Or perhaps the tank could squirt water onto the course if the player hit the ball into the flippers. It would certainly make the little ones freak out. They’re probably running out of ideas and funds. Ah well, at least it’s a day out.