Tuesday, 31 August 2021

Filling Feuds


No-one really enjoys filling up. Once you’ve arrived, you’ve got to wait on the forecourt for a space that’s on the same side as your fuel cap. They say that the hoses are extra-long to allow you to use both sides but somehow it doesn’t quite make it unless you stretch it out at a weird angle and you can’t see the screen on the pump. So you wait in line hoping that you’ve picked the right lane and that the pump hasn’t ran out of the fuel that you want. Sometimes the lanes are wide enough to let you manoeuvre into pole position. At other times the rear vehicle will manoeuvre away and you pray that you can get your tank filled before someone comes up behind you and accuses you of hogging both pumps. At other times you’ve filled up and paid but you can’t get out because the occupants of the car in front of you are busy having a domestic.

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