The Downing Street Cat

There’s a new prowler on Downing Street. It’s not a corrupt politician or a paparazzi journalist desperate to make their first scoop; it’s the Downing Street cat. If you keep your eyes on a political TV news report, you may see it sitting on the doorstep waiting to come in. the current cat is very indecisive. It’s unsure whether to venture in or not when the door is left open for it to come inside. The Downing Street door has the same rules as Doctor Who’s TARDIS; it must never be fully left open otherwise people can get a glimpse of its inside structure. And it must be hard for the Downing Street cat to acknowledge all these new faces; especially when a change of leadership is involved. But the cat is the perfect spy for the inner workings of government. If its collar was chipped then anyone could listen in. what if the cat fell into the wrong hands while out on the prowl? Is there a security officer dedicated to tracking its movements? Or perhaps the cat has its own network already set up and is placed to ensure that our feline friends are at the top of the game when it comes to learning our nation’s political secrets.