Friday 12 July 2024

Roos Amongst Deer #richmond 12

 ‘So, do you think they spotted us yet then mate?’

‘No. As long as we keep our heads up high and our bodies well-hidden then I think we'll be OK.’

‘But what if we have to move?’

‘We’ll just have to hope that they can't catch up. With a bit of luck, we'll be able to keep the deer in front of us so that we don't give the game away. At least there's a good chance that we won't get hit by a boomerang round here.

‘So how do they control this lot?’

‘Well, it could be done by nets, they could use dogs, or they could just chase them down and turn them into meat.’

‘So if we're not careful, we could be mistaken for a venison burger?’

‘Yep.’

‘Crikey. What if we gave them a good boxing?’

‘Well, the game would be up, but they wouldn't be expecting it. We’d have to start all over again or leg it.’


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