And now Boris Johnson has somehow ended up as the Foreign
Secretary. How has this happened? It’s like asking Hitler to do the catering at
a bar mitzvah. We’re sending a giant monkey in a suit over to other countries to
attempt to communicate with them; all after a good long lie-in having missed
the flight due to a hangover and arrives in a badly pressed suit and bed-hair.
Or are they hoping that the time gap won't make much difference? I wonder if he
realises not everyone in the world serves roast veal. And what about
translators- will he need two of them? One to translate the Boris boomspeak
voice and another to do the actual translating? And just on simple insult of a
local custom could start a war quite by accident. Surely he’ll do much better
remaining on the panel of Have I Got News For You? Or maybe it’s part of a
government conspiracy to give up on all other countries and re-establish the
British Empire by sending a Tory Gorilla.
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