Friday, 29 July 2016

Brexit Boris

And now Boris Johnson has somehow ended up as the Foreign Secretary. How has this happened? It’s like asking Hitler to do the catering at a bar mitzvah. We’re sending a giant monkey in a suit over to other countries to attempt to communicate with them; all after a good long lie-in having missed the flight due to a hangover and arrives in a badly pressed suit and bed-hair. Or are they hoping that the time gap won't make much difference? I wonder if he realises not everyone in the world serves roast veal. And what about translators- will he need two of them? One to translate the Boris boomspeak voice and another to do the actual translating? And just on simple insult of a local custom could start a war quite by accident. Surely he’ll do much better remaining on the panel of Have I Got News For You? Or maybe it’s part of a government conspiracy to give up on all other countries and re-establish the British Empire by sending a Tory Gorilla. 

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