Tuesday, 7 October 2025

The Future of Pints?

This isn’t liquid inside a plastic bag sent as emergency alcohol. They’re actually paper wipes. I know that there’s some high alcohol content in these disposable sanitising wipes, but I never would have thought that they’d attempt a beer-flavoured one! You can smell the alcohol but you probably wouldn’t want to taste it. Perhaps it’s designed as a new dispense method that you would inhale or maybe even tear up and chew. You might even be able to absorb it through the skin. I wonder if they’re partial to making it as a stout? But its immense ABV would actually reclassify it as a barley wine or old ale. But unfortunately it’s some sort of chemical compound which takes all the fun out of things. Still, it might be a cheaper relief for those addicted to alcohol. It might warn them off the stuff, especially with how it’s administrated. Unless they’re going to absorb it into their skin…


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