Sunday 31 May 2015

Arse Four Nal Zero

Last night was an evening of hopes and dreams in the Midlands. There are many different football teams across our nation but millions of football fans stood united in the hope that the underdogs would manage to defeat what a German businessman had lying around in his pocket. Prince William also had a tough gig last night. Not only did he have to hand out the losing medals to his favourite football club; he also had to hand out the winning medals to the team that beat them. Obviously he is a public figure and has a responsibility to accept defeat with good grace; but you could tell in his expression that he wasn't in the best of moods. He also had to stand next to a load of football executives; all of whom looked like they were trying to sit as far away from him as possible. Never mind; it’ll be business as usual next week walking around village fetes and kissing grannies. 

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