Our Hillary

Hillary Clinton is one of the world’s biggest names in politics. Standing at just five foot ten, she currently lives in New York as she prepares to run for the senate. Her blonde hair and plain grey suit always shows that she’s ready for  business, and her white pearls makes her known across the land. But it’s hard to trust this hardened woman when you know that somewhere down the line she was publicly married to an open adulterer, who is also one of the most powerful men on the planet. Little is known of her before her husband entered the oval office, and although many sympathised with her during the Lewinski phase; the fact that she retains the name of Clinton only goes to show that she needs to retain her First Lady status in order to uphold her political influence. I’m sure she’s very lovely, but I did not have sexual relations with that woman.