There’s not much to say about this film other than it was a time-killer. You get a great comic sense in the opening sequence and more of that needed to be spread across the rest of the film. We see some great landscapes but I was really hoping for a volcano rather than flood after landslide after flood. The concept of dinosaurs as farmers is almost brilliant but a bit more realism is needed to make them more convincing. They’d be better off with a herd of humans using the dinosaurs as machines; but then they’d be in danger of plagiarising The Flintstones. There’s also a sense of loss as the ferocious Tyrannosaurus Rex is reduced to nothing more than a shepherd. It’s as if all dinosaurs suddenly decided to turn camp or take a vow of celibacy. I half-expected them to attack the whole herd; although that would wreck the story a bit since we’d just been introduced to similar predators. And although Arlo has an epic adventure, I didn’t really feel that he did a deed great enough to help his herd. I blame Debbie. I’ve got no idea what they were trying to achieve with that Triceratops.
Tuesday, 7 September 2021
Monday, 6 September 2021
Human Billboard
Sunday, 5 September 2021
Back in Brum
It’s good to be back in the city. It seems that a huge clean-up is taking place not just to welcome visitors back but to prepare for an amazing event that’s going to put it on the world stage. There’s been some major building work taking place and we’re witnessing its completion. A whole range of new buildings has been constructed, each with new and exciting stores and restaurants on their ground floors. Monuments and church spires have been cleaned and sand-blasted to make them look like they’ve just been built which makes it difficult to guess how old they are. And outside on the concourse, a huge paddling pool has been built for children to run across and get their toes wet without fear of drowning. There’s even a foundation for them to play with. And with the hot weather shining down on us it felt like we were in a foreign city rather than twenty miles from home.
Saturday, 4 September 2021
I can't Stand the Snow
Friday, 3 September 2021
The Betrayal #empress6
Zhong headed back to his farm. It took him a week to make
the journey. Along the way, he had to pick up extra carts that the Empress had
arranged for him. He wondered if his wife would expect extra gifts because of
all the carts but he couldn’t afford anything at the moment. But once the farm
was clear, he would be able to build a new farmhouse complete with a yard and
stable for ferrying his future children to and from school. And think of how many
labourers he could employ! This royal charter would benefit the whole village.
When he arrived, he saw his neighbour’s cart outside his house. He wondered why he was here. Slowly, he took off his shoes and ventured inside. He could hear a lot of noise coming from upstairs. As he peered around his bedroom door, he caught a glimpse of his wife and neighbour in the act.
Thursday, 2 September 2021
Petrol Prices
Wednesday, 1 September 2021
Why don't shopping centres in the UK give free parking?
That would be nice wouldn’t it? Not having to pay a fee every time you visit. But when you own a bit of land, there’s money to be made. You might be gracious and occasionally let people park for free when you’re encouraging them to visit, but sometimes charging the shops inside for rent doesn’t always cover the cost of powering those lights, lifts, fountains, and paying fat guys to walk around in suits all day long. Sometimes it’s nice to be able to spend a bit of money to organise events to encourage more people to visit the centre. But sometimes you want to keep your centre as safe as possible so you want to encourage them to leave or not take advantage of other nearby facilities whilst depriving you of any income and occupancy space. Of course, there are other ways of visiting. If you haven’t got a lot of shopping to do you could take the bus, or better yet go even greener and walk. Or you could even try somewhere else.
