Saturday 31 August 2024

Gunning Around #warwick 7

This is a disaster waiting to happen. Even if the gun isn’t loaded, you could still do some damage by pivoting the butt of the rifle into someone’s face. And how are you going to fire it at speed from a horse? It would have to be set at a pre-determined level and reloading would have to be done by a runner. Its sturdiness would be too impractical for the battlefield so perhaps it was designed for buildings only. You wouldn’t have a horse dressed in armour in the hall either. It would have to be well trained or you’d need someone nearby to scoop up the poop quickly. Then again, it’d make an impressive chess piece, but you’d need bigger squares and thirty-one other pieces. The modern lighting makes the reflection look like lasers as it passes around the room. Perhaps that’s what caused the knight to lose its hand.


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