Saturday 3 May 2014

Musical Caravans

I was selling some headphones to a customer today who told me that he needed them for his caravan. Now, I don't know what sort of caravan he had, but it must be a pretty small one to need a pair of headphones for it. And when did caravans come to life? Is it because summer is on it's way? I can picture it now; a huge row of trailers in a park, all with gigantic headphones and spinning left and right to the music. It must be a trainee holiday camp for DJs; with a party being inside each caravan with the people jumping from home to home depending on what tune took their fancy. It must be the best way to listen to the latest hits. Then a mad scientist shrinks the caravans so much that we can't hear the music any more and it sounds absolutely awful; which is why this man needs a normal sized pair of headphones so he can carry on listening to the music.

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