Someone’s been playing around with my phone. Did they get
the camera that close or have they worked out how to use the zoom? They’ve got
no idea what they’re doing. Why would they want such an unflattering picture? That
underwear is a bit old. It might be the only pair left in the drawer. Hopefully
there’s no foul smells emitting from it. At least I have a belt to hold it all
together. It looks a bit plastic. Maybe they’re going to try and blackmail me.
Am I about to be bashed by a cushion? It’s just pants. Or maybe the undies are preparing
to speak. I might also be about to take the top off after a session of jumping
around. The left pocket looks like it’s been pulled a bit. I’ve either been
putting too much stuff down there or someone really doesn’t want me to walk
that way.
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