Friday, 21 March 2014

Conspiracy to stop me now

So today I set out with every intention of doing something new. My aim was to go the gym, then hop on a train and visit Birmingham’s new library, do a bit of work and maybe even visit a pub or two. So I woke at a reasonable time, made breakfast then got ready for the gym. As I prepare to leave I decide to wait twenty minutes until rush hour is over. Then I decided to plan my visit by updating my phone with a map of the library. The computer then decides that my phone needs an update, which needs twenty minutes before I can do anything, during which I remember that I forgot to take my paperwork from work which means that I have to call back into work on the way back from the gym. I then have to visit our farm where we keep our beer festival and the road is closed; meaning I have to scout out a diversion to check the equipment. This means that I don’t get home until noon which means a one o clock train and I’ve missed the morning session. I’m finally on the train to Brum which breaks down outside Northfield due to signalling problems and we crawl the rest of the way. I give up at Five Ways, get out, but decide to walk to the nearest Wetherspoons pub for lunch rather than the charming upmarket Bistro I had intended on visiting. It’s a conspiracy against me I tell ya!

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