So this is a new one. The ultimate kiss ass machine. How is it supposed to see you? I suppose I’ve you’ve got the later model with a built-in camera then it might be able to compare it with others, but for the unit solely with a microphone, how is it going to judge? Will I have to give it a detailed description? Will it tell me to bugger off for being sad since I’m two months out of date? Will it ignore the whole request and feign ignorance with the view that I’ll get a more favourable response in the lead-up to Christmas? I actually get insulted. At least it’s an honest response. Maybe it varies. The adjective is still the same, but the verb and metaphor is different. Santa, Rudolph, and a snowman have all retreated in disgust. I can only hope that it’s more complimentary in the month that I’m supposed to wear it.
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