We arrive saddled up on a t-rex and slide down its tail to the bottom of the structure. There’s a great big blue wall that we have to climb to reach the pool at the top. We know that at the top of this, there’s a big pool indented at the surface with waterslides and it’s surrounded by sunbeds. It’s like a pyramid, only steeper. It’s made of cobbled tiles. In the centre there’s a big green map of the world, but it also looks like slime. My only goal is to get my niece there. We give up trying to climb the structure. It doesn’t look very safe if we were to slip and fall. We’d certainly break a bone. Instead, we walk up the west side which is a slope ridden with grass. We wonder why we didn’t get our dinosaur to stop so that we could jump off at the top.
Adventures of Mr. Paul
Musings and misadventures of a wannabe writer...
Saturday, 7 February 2026
Thursday, 22 January 2026
For Better or Worse? #dreamdiary 214
I’m down at the other end of the supermarket. Someone has opened their own version of a store that’s the same brand as our own. This store is absolutely thriving. Customers are everywhere and there’s one queue to serve them all from. The christmas lights are being put up right in front of me by people on ladders above screens hanging down from the ceiling. The room that they have to operate is double the space of what we have. There’s space to rest items on benches behind shelves that are prepped for promotional items. And they have lots of staff. They’re all young and are willing to fetch stock but no-one is wearing a headset. They’re being led by an ex-colleague of mine. I’ve made a purchase with my staff discount which requires a signature but my receipt is taken off me and is signed by a colleague. I’m about to tell him that’s not how it works but I can’t be bothered as this is my time and I’ve only just discovered this place.
Tuesday, 6 January 2026
Over-Purposed #dreamdiary 213
I’m in a corridor that’s pasted with yellow vertical curvy walls in brick tiles. The floor and ceiling are both painted cream. My colleague has just brought a pallet of beer into the room. I’ve had to move backwards so that he can push a corner of it into a corner then rotate it round to place it at the end of the room. It seems a very strange method for storing things. There are hundreds of these corners all over the stockroom. It’s anew storage system to reduce theft by keeping everything as far apart from each other as possible and delegated to as few people so that trends can be identified. I’m on the fifth floor waiting for my delivery to be pulled in but there’s nowhere to put it away. There’s a lot of hanging around nowadays. I walk around the wall and there’s a window looking at a multi-storey car park opposite. Our building is in a square that surrounds it.
Sunday, 4 January 2026
"I've Got a Dream that's worth more than my Sleep"
-unknown.
The question is, what are you going to do about it? Are you
going to put the work in to stay up all night? Sometimes you have to push hard
to achieve your dreams. No matter what your body wants, you have to push
yourself to a better future. You might not be good for anything the next day
though, and you’ll certainly need some sleep at the end of that. Are you just cashing
in financially, or is there more at stake? Will your reduced functionality
affect your day? Is it simply a lack of bad planning? It does reek a bit of
desperation. Or is it better to remain in the dream world as you know it’s not
real and you don’t have to worry about things? And will your late nights
disturb others around you who need their rest? Will they benefit from your
production or will they complain about your processes?
Saturday, 3 January 2026
Here comes Nanny Goat...
Friday, 2 January 2026
@RogerProtzeer: The article ends with a list & fate of Spoons pubs previously closed or closing.
It’s a cull on a national scale. We’re all got to start saving money somewhere; especially where a lot of overheads are involved. Some didn’t make the cut; we think that outlets that were rented were more likely to be chopped. So for our town, this is the moment when two spoons became one. No they didn’t get merged or married or knocked through, the top dog just decided to close one of them. Others had closed already, but these still noted as the closures were of national attention. And it made more than one media outlet. Jobs would be reallocated where possible. But it didn’t offer a great outlook for the industry. A lot of these places have been pubs for so long so it’s going to be a struggle to repurpose them. They’re big buildings, and some of them have a lot of history. We hope that there won’t be another one.
