Sunday, 15 March 2026

Destructive Dildo #titannabell 26

Titania squeezed. She didn’t want to hurt the girl, but she wanted to get as much out of her as possible. Each breast was the same size as her. She wanted to trap her in the apex so that she would touch both at the same time. It was like having a kitten on her chest only she was wrapped in linen rather than fur. The sensation was light but heavy at the same time. The girl wasn’t getting out but she felt that she needed to. The walls spun as if they were closing in. She began to feel hot and felt that the best way to cool down was to get outside. She was rapidly heading towards the ceiling. She kicked out, but at the same time, she started to crash through it. She began inhaling dust and cement. Using her ass, she bounced to get some momentum to get outside and the whole castle shook.

Saturday, 14 March 2026

What does this do?

It’s a game of concentration. She’s certainly keeping quiet as she tries to learn. She has got a bit of knowledge from somewhere. Maybe she’s played at school. We’ve got other games out as well but these are mainly for the younger sister. I can’t remember if we completed the game, who won, or whether it was a lesson. I’m watching every move to make sure that it’s legal. I think she wanted to be black so that she could try to remember what to do and didn’t have to go first. It looks like she’s going in for a take with her pawn. It’s possibly a power piece that I’ve missed, unless she’s managed to fork me somewhere. I encourage her to ask questions to learn about the game. It’s like she’s been infused by an evil spirit that’s come out of the fireplace. She might have ducked to miss it just in time.


Friday, 13 March 2026

IMO

I’ve been getting lazy lately. Instead of washing my car myself, I’ve been taking to the drive-through car wash. I had some free washes through the car insurance and it always seems to come out better than when I do it by hand. I usually manage to time it when it’s quiet, and I have to have the app at the ready. Then I have to remember to unscrew my radio antenna. I drive forward, and an attendant gives me a brief hosedown of suds and jetwashes my alloys. Then comes the tricky bit. I have to line the car straight up on the track to be taken along the conveyor. It’s a bit difficult as you can’t communicate as water is being spread everywhere and you have to pay attention to the hand signals. Then I sit back and let the machines do the work, though last time it nearly took my mirror out.

Thursday, 12 March 2026

Dining Room Dash

Welcome to a quick tour of our dining room. It’s small but settled, and it’s perfectly positioned for a view of our back garden when the blinds are open. It can accommodate up to six people at a stretch, and there’s more seating in the lounge behind you, albeit only with a coffee table or lapside dining. At the moment, dinner will be a little delayed since there’s a jigsaw in progress and it’ll be a little difficult to remove it. Unless, of course, you can quickly help me finish it? Through the door is the kitchen if you’d like to fix yourself a drink or grab a snack. On the mantlepiece you can see family pictures, and just beyond this, there’s a guitar. In the drawer, you’ll find some records, manuals, glasses and a few bottles of liquor. That’s probably one of the kids’ games on the floor waiting to go back in there as well.


Wednesday, 11 March 2026

Peeping Paul #dreamdiary 217

I’m back at university. I’m back at my old campus in student halls, and I’ve just moved in and I’m ready to meet my roommates. I’m one of the first people to arrive, so it’s still quiet. I can even hear the whir of the photocopier next door. Not sure if that’s a good thing... I’ve just got the essentials with me at the moment but I’ve got a bit of money saved up with me this time to make my place feel a bit more homely. What I haven’t done yet is have a look at the communal bathroom. Hopefully I’ll be able to leave my things in there and get changed, if not I’ll have to get myself a dressing gown and some slippers. It’s only in the room next to mine in the corridor. I head over for a look, then realise it’s just a cubicle with a shower door but someone’s already in there using it.

Tuesday, 10 March 2026

Gingerbread Men

I was looking for a sweet treat for the girls. It’s a quick and cheap alternative to the gingerbread which takes longer to build and you only get one. The kids might enjoy decorating them but I’m not sure if they like gingerbread so I had to send Mum a quick pic to find out. Turns out that they’re not a fan. They might not be interested in decorating them if they can’t eat them themselves. I’ll have to find another playmate for them. If it was me, I’d focus on making them clothes rather than just faces and buttons, but there may not be enough icing in the pack for that. You get a lot of hundreds and thousands, but it’s hard to see any tubes underneath and whether you should bake them either. But I’m going to have to settle for the Kipling cakes next to them instead.


Monday, 9 March 2026

The Amazing Spiderman

 I’m not particularly sure why a reboot was necessary but here we are. Maybe someone felt that the story was drifting too far from the comics and there’s been missed opportunities to introduce key characters. We see a slightly earlier time at Parker’s school, and he’s got the same costume. It’s strange as to how Stacey manages to secure such a top position at Oscorp. We’ve lost Mary-Jane and Harry, and Garfield is also keen to expose his secret identity. You’d think that Aunt May might have figured it out as it’s a bit too obvious. Uncle Ben gets a bit more focus, and there’s also a mystery to solve regarding Parker’s parents as he attempts to get to know them. The plot is a bit predictable if you know the format of these films, and there doesn’t seem to be much else that’s new. But the sequel seems interesting.